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Prehistoric bone hunter in Missouri found a 92 lb mammoth or mastodon femur in a river

Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:11 pm
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:11 pm



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- Jason Howery, an avid fossil hunter, discovered the 92-pound mammoth or mastodon femur on February 13, 2026, in a shallow Missouri river, noting its exceptional preservation due to sediment burial and icy conditions that prevented decay.
- Mastodon femurs typically measure 3-4 feet long and weigh 50-100 pounds in adults, supporting Howery's claim; a 2019 University of Michigan study on Ice Age megafauna highlights how river erosion often exposes such bones after millennia underground.
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:16 pm to
He might want to keep digging in that spot.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:16 pm to
But apparently that isn’t real since according to most OT users the earth is only 6,000 years old
This post was edited on 2/19/26 at 12:18 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:17 pm to
In 20 generations from now in certain parts of the Deep South, that’ll be an average human femur.

#guvmentcheese
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:18 pm to
To hell with getting in that water.
Posted by texag7
College Station
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

But apparently that isn’t real since according to most OT users the earth is only 6,000 years old



Posted by USEyourCURDS
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:21 pm to
I've seen bigger femurs in the quad
Posted by GeauxTigers123
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:23 pm to
Check out the Waco mammoth site if you’re ever in Central Texas. They built an observation deck above the excavation area.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Prehistoric bone hunter


Posting about your own mom on the OT
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

I've seen bigger femurs in the quad


Keiland Williams doesn't count.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:45 pm to
So it was just sitting in water 6 inches deep, and he happened to set up his camera to "discover" it? Seems more than a little shady.

I'm not saying it isn't real, but the video setup is suspect.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

Prehistoric bone hunter


Milf?

Gilf?

GGilf?
Posted by KosmoCramer
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

So it was just sitting in water 6 inches deep, and he happened to set up his camera to "discover" it? Seems more than a little shady.

I'm not saying it isn't real, but the video setup is suspect.


I assume he used a drone or satellite imagery?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:48 pm to
that's fuggin cool. I'd keep that sucker in my office.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

So it was just sitting in water 6 inches deep, and he happened to set up his camera to "discover" it? Seems more than a little shady.


Pretty sure he saw it, knew what it was, and set up his camera to film removing it.

Not sure why that is so shady
Posted by redneck hippie
Oklahoma
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

But apparently that isn’t real since according to most OT


I doubt that

quote:

Seems more than a little shady.


Welp
Posted by jb4
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:52 pm to
I saw on Dinosaur on the interstate in Kentucky
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79102 posts
Posted on 2/19/26 at 12:53 pm to
He just handles it like that? Pulls it out unconcerned that it may fall apart as he's tugging on it? Hmm...
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 1:10 pm to
I saw that Mastodon's progeny all over Mardi Gras last weekend.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 2/19/26 at 1:12 pm to
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bone hunter


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