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How do obese people wipe their azz?

Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:23 pm
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:23 pm

How do they reach?
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:25 pm to
Towel floss...Mark Mangino style
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:25 pm to
Just ask your mom
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:27 pm to
You’re making me have thoughts that I’d rather not have.
Posted by TechBullDawg
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:27 pm to
From watching 600 pound life, they don't. They have someone flip them over and clean
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:28 pm to
*Dont bring him up TT9*

Posted by LongRangeCreedmoor
Member since Dec 2023
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:29 pm to
The fat azz celebs pay someone to do it for them. It’s quite a lucrative shitty job.
Posted by duchuntintiger
Somewhere
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:29 pm to
You are so stupid. Why poke fun with this dumb arse thread. I bet your wife is sloppy
Posted by Mutt Myers
Member since Jan 2024
513 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:32 pm to
Old timers used to dip their booty in the creek. It was sort of a modern day bidet.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:33 pm to
We go between the legs.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

How do obese people wipe their azz?
They are used to compromising, personal hygiene is one more thing to compromise.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
455 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:36 pm to
Three words: bidet

And sandwiches
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

Old timers used to dip their booty in the creek. It was sort of a modern day bidet.



Today we use the lawn sprinkler.

I mean they. That's probably what they do.
Posted by weadjust
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Lowdermilk


These are the things you think about?
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:49 pm to
Ask Jelly Roll

LINK
Posted by Tupelo
Member since Aug 2022
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

How do obese people wipe their azz?


Typically, with toilet paper. Although, one at our hunting club used a charcoal sack once when he got locked out of the club after the morning hunt.True story.
We kidded him about that incident for quite a while.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:57 pm to
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:59 pm to
The wrap TP around the end of a bamboo backscratcher.
Posted by KemoSabe65
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Posted on 1/31/26 at 6:14 pm to
More curious about dem gurls with the 3” nails.
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