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I've got good news and I've got bad news about Joran Van der Sloot
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:01 pm
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:01 pm
The good news is that Jordan Van der Sloot tried to kill himself
The bad news is that he did not succeed
tmz

The bad news is that he did not succeed
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Natalee Holloway killer Joran van der Sloot attempts suicide in prison
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Joran van der Sloot -- the man who confessed to killing Natalee Holloway after her 2005 disappearance -- reportedly tried to commit suicide in prison Saturday.
According to Peruvian news outlet La Republica ... Joran -- who is incarcerated at the maximum security Challapalca Prison -- was found hanging from a strip of blanket in his cell while guards were distributing breakfast.
The 38-year-old Dutch national was reportedly taken to the infirmary, where he was nursed back to stable condition.
tmz
This post was edited on 12/18/25 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:08 pm to L.A.
They should have left him hanging, he is a piece of shite.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:08 pm to L.A.
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tried to kill himself
I hope he hears her crying voice in his ears every night.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:09 pm to Traveler
That would probably turn that sicko on.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:15 pm to 33inNC
I bet living in a supermax peruvian jail is worse than death
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:20 pm to L.A.
He did not succeed as his ears gave him lift.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:24 pm to L.A.
He should have asked for help.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:35 pm to Traffic Circle
Not all bad news if you consider that his current situation is bad enough to make him want to take his own life -- and he failed to escape it.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:40 pm to TheOcean
Yea, but he is not a lifer, by sentence. The thought of him getting out one day is infuriating.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:50 pm to 33inNC
Don't forget he's not in jail for what he did to Natalee, but for what he did to one of his next girl friends.
She was searching the internet about him and found the Natalee story. That angered him so he murdered her. That's the killing he's jailed for.
She was searching the internet about him and found the Natalee story. That angered him so he murdered her. That's the killing he's jailed for.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:51 pm to L.A.
If I’m the guard who discovered him I’m leaving him hanging and pretending that I see nothing.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 6:14 pm to TheOcean
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I bet living in a supermax peruvian jail is worse than death
No justice for Natalie but is getting punished in an indirect way. It's probably living misery in that prison for him to want to take his own life.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 6:18 pm to real turf fan
Yes, that is my point, he has a 28 year sentence for that killing and is not a lifer. Let's hope he dies in prison before he has a chance to get out.
Both of those murders prove he is not fit to be in society.
Both of those murders prove he is not fit to be in society.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 6:34 pm to L.A.
No one tries to kill themselves in prison.
-Epstein bros
Probably used to post here.
-Epstein bros
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On June 7, 2010, Van der Sloot confessed to bludgeoning Flores. He later tried to formally retract his confession, claiming that he had been intimidated by the Peruvian Police and framed by the FBI.
Probably used to post here.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 7:00 pm to L.A.
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where he was nursed back to stable condition.
But why?
Posted on 12/18/25 at 7:15 pm to TheOcean
As someone who has more than 25 years of experience in Peruvian prisons (not as an inmate, but rather as a minister), I have a unique perspective.
As a whole, they are not as dangerous as you would think. Though there are exceptions such as Lurigancho in Lima which at one time was considered one the worst prisons in the world. However for the most part they are pretty laid back. I even brought my mother in one time with me when she came down to visit us. She never once felt threatened.
It is nothing seeing men walking around with what would be contraband here, yet perfectly normal there, things like hammers, saws and knives. There is also very little violence and homosexuality as the men receive visits from their families 3 days a week including conjugal visits.
Where it does gets tough, and how I am sure it affects Joran (I don’t know him, nor have I been to the specific prison he is in) is that if you don’t have family who come and see you, then you are left to your thoughts and loneliness which is brutal. If you don’t have family or money, then you basically live like an extreme pauper with no one to care for you. Which is enough to drive one insane and want to take their life.
I can tell you much more that is very interesting to me, but I don’t want to bore you.
After saying all of this, If it ever becomes against the law to preach the gospel, I would choose prison in Peru every time without even thinking about it.
As a whole, they are not as dangerous as you would think. Though there are exceptions such as Lurigancho in Lima which at one time was considered one the worst prisons in the world. However for the most part they are pretty laid back. I even brought my mother in one time with me when she came down to visit us. She never once felt threatened.
It is nothing seeing men walking around with what would be contraband here, yet perfectly normal there, things like hammers, saws and knives. There is also very little violence and homosexuality as the men receive visits from their families 3 days a week including conjugal visits.
Where it does gets tough, and how I am sure it affects Joran (I don’t know him, nor have I been to the specific prison he is in) is that if you don’t have family who come and see you, then you are left to your thoughts and loneliness which is brutal. If you don’t have family or money, then you basically live like an extreme pauper with no one to care for you. Which is enough to drive one insane and want to take their life.
I can tell you much more that is very interesting to me, but I don’t want to bore you.
After saying all of this, If it ever becomes against the law to preach the gospel, I would choose prison in Peru every time without even thinking about it.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 7:32 pm to L.A.
guy is a major attention whore...he knew when they were bringing breakfast and timed it so he would be found in time...
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