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I've got good news and I've got bad news about Joran Van der Sloot

Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:01 pm
Posted by L.A.
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Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:01 pm
The good news is that Jordan Van der Sloot tried to kill himself

The bad news is that he did not succeed

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Natalee Holloway killer Joran van der Sloot attempts suicide in prison

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Joran van der Sloot -- the man who confessed to killing Natalee Holloway after her 2005 disappearance -- reportedly tried to commit suicide in prison Saturday.

According to Peruvian news outlet La Republica ... Joran -- who is incarcerated at the maximum security Challapalca Prison -- was found hanging from a strip of blanket in his cell while guards were distributing breakfast.

The 38-year-old Dutch national was reportedly taken to the infirmary, where he was nursed back to stable condition.

tmz


This post was edited on 12/18/25 at 5:23 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:03 pm to
POS
Posted by 33inNC
Charlotte, NC
Member since Mar 2011
6270 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:08 pm to
They should have left him hanging, he is a piece of shite.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

tried to kill himself

I hope he hears her crying voice in his ears every night.
Posted by JackDempsey
Lake Charles
Member since May 2023
654 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:09 pm to
That would probably turn that sicko on.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
45154 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:15 pm to
I bet living in a supermax peruvian jail is worse than death
Posted by KajunLass
Member since Apr 2022
482 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:20 pm to
He did not succeed as his ears gave him lift.
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
4879 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:23 pm to
Van der Sheet
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:24 pm to
He should have asked for help.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
12821 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:25 pm to
Let him suffer.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8263 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:35 pm to
Not all bad news if you consider that his current situation is bad enough to make him want to take his own life -- and he failed to escape it.
Posted by 33inNC
Charlotte, NC
Member since Mar 2011
6270 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:40 pm to
Yea, but he is not a lifer, by sentence. The thought of him getting out one day is infuriating.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11245 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:50 pm to
Don't forget he's not in jail for what he did to Natalee, but for what he did to one of his next girl friends.
She was searching the internet about him and found the Natalee story. That angered him so he murdered her. That's the killing he's jailed for.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52264 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 5:51 pm to
If I’m the guard who discovered him I’m leaving him hanging and pretending that I see nothing.
Posted by Reubaltaich
A nation under duress
Member since Jun 2006
5353 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

I bet living in a supermax peruvian jail is worse than death


No justice for Natalie but is getting punished in an indirect way. It's probably living misery in that prison for him to want to take his own life.
Posted by 33inNC
Charlotte, NC
Member since Mar 2011
6270 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 6:18 pm to
Yes, that is my point, he has a 28 year sentence for that killing and is not a lifer. Let's hope he dies in prison before he has a chance to get out.

Both of those murders prove he is not fit to be in society.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
86149 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 6:34 pm to
No one tries to kill themselves in prison.


-Epstein bros




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On June 7, 2010, Van der Sloot confessed to bludgeoning Flores. He later tried to formally retract his confession, claiming that he had been intimidated by the Peruvian Police and framed by the FBI.


Probably used to post here.


Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13535 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

where he was nursed back to stable condition.


But why?
Posted by Peruviantiger
Member since Nov 2017
121 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 7:15 pm to
As someone who has more than 25 years of experience in Peruvian prisons (not as an inmate, but rather as a minister), I have a unique perspective.

As a whole, they are not as dangerous as you would think. Though there are exceptions such as Lurigancho in Lima which at one time was considered one the worst prisons in the world. However for the most part they are pretty laid back. I even brought my mother in one time with me when she came down to visit us. She never once felt threatened.

It is nothing seeing men walking around with what would be contraband here, yet perfectly normal there, things like hammers, saws and knives. There is also very little violence and homosexuality as the men receive visits from their families 3 days a week including conjugal visits.

Where it does gets tough, and how I am sure it affects Joran (I don’t know him, nor have I been to the specific prison he is in) is that if you don’t have family who come and see you, then you are left to your thoughts and loneliness which is brutal. If you don’t have family or money, then you basically live like an extreme pauper with no one to care for you. Which is enough to drive one insane and want to take their life.

I can tell you much more that is very interesting to me, but I don’t want to bore you.

After saying all of this, If it ever becomes against the law to preach the gospel, I would choose prison in Peru every time without even thinking about it.
Posted by farad
Member since Dec 2013
12254 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 7:32 pm to
guy is a major attention whore...he knew when they were bringing breakfast and timed it so he would be found in time...
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