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Jersey man unjustly arrested after crashing Delorian loaded with cocaine

Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:44 pm
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
50143 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:44 pm
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The NYP disgustingly refers to him as "Marty McHigh", despite doing nothing but living the American dream.

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A New Jersey driver has been busted twice in one week for DUI, including while driving a vintage, “Back to the Future”-style 1980s DeLorean — where he’d allegedly stashed 87 baggies of cocaine, authorities said.






Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128526 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:45 pm to
Ahem, on recount only 77 bags of cocaine
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
12030 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:45 pm to
He sounds like fun!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132902 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:46 pm to
We won't need rails where we're going Marty!
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3663 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

87 baggies


Couldn’t quite make it to 88, damn.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68653 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

disgustingly refers to him as "Marty McHigh",


If I can read my guy correctly, which I can, he is absolutely ok with this nickname. And so are we.
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
50143 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

Ahem, on recount only 77 bags of cocaine



"I can't believe that we spent all of these resources arresting a guy for a bag of cocaine."
Posted by Rds21275
Member since Sep 2024
164 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 11:10 pm to
What an idiot...

Everyone knows you put plutonium in that thing, not cocaine.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
24873 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 11:10 pm to
“Loaded”

That’s a shoebox worth
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
12731 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

I can't believe that we spent all of these resources arresting a guy for a bag of cocaine."

Considering that he started his journey with 300 bags of cocaine he may have gotten off easy
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
8166 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 11:14 pm to
You don't want to see what Doc Brown gets up to on the cocaine, trust me.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
13487 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 11:14 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153560 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

Delorian loaded with cocaine
that's what they were designed for
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
50143 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 11:18 pm to
Police could have at least thrown a quarter on the table to give us a sense of scale. I just asked my friend who knows about cocaine and he said that those sort of look like pretty generous 8 balls, but tough to tell.
Posted by Dr Rosenrosen
Member since May 2006
3981 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 11:32 pm to
Gotta get back in time
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
17087 posts
Posted on 11/13/25 at 3:31 am to
Posted by Chardee MacDennis
Pennsylvania
Member since Jan 2024
286 posts
Posted on 11/13/25 at 5:35 am to
So you're telling me we're living in the timeline in which Doc & Marty didn't prevent this from happening...



That's heavy

Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18897 posts
Posted on 11/13/25 at 5:45 am to
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
6951 posts
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:46 am to
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Couldn’t quite make it to 88, damn.

If he did he would have seen some serious shite.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
13335 posts
Posted on 11/13/25 at 7:20 am to
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NYP disgustingly


This Drunk Driving "coke head" dealer is one missed red light away from killing an innocent driver or passenger.


He's the disgusting one, and so are you for taking up for him.
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