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Jelly Roll has lost 250 pounds.

Posted on 10/18/25 at 10:54 am
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7384 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 10:54 am
That’s incredible. He basically lost a tight end.



Now get the face tats lasered off.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68582 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 10:56 am to
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Now get the face tats lasered off.


You let dudes like him be himself. Dude hasn't lost an ounce of heart. Excellent human.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
6610 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 10:56 am to
How do allow yourself to get to 550 pounds in the first place?
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
19748 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:01 am to
Oh-oh-oh, Ozempic!
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
18116 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:01 am to
He needs to rebrand as donut hole
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
11916 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:02 am to
Wow... Good on him!

Needs a new monicker though... y'all are clever, let's come up with something.
Posted by bamaphan13
Member since Jan 2011
1160 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:02 am to
People pushing 400+ lbs are exactly who needs ozempic

Soccer moms trying to drop 15-20 do not
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
72928 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:04 am to
Ga-ga- Gastric Bypass. More Likely
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
134888 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:05 am to
Rich people can hire nutritionists and personal trainers and work out all day.


With that said, good for him.
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
895 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:07 am to
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He needs to rebrand as donut hole


Timbit
This post was edited on 10/18/25 at 11:11 am
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
3048 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:07 am to
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Rich people can hire nutritionists and personal trainers and work out all day.


Yeah, if you’re rich heir. A musician traveling it’s more difficult.

I do agree that lawyers wives who need to drop 10 pounds for the summer should not be on the medicine because it has a lot of side effects but I think that the side effects are worth it for somebody like him who was so large.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
99479 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:09 am to
The people who were bold enough to get face tats before it was going to be somewhat mainstream have my admiration. They are trashy and gross as frick but theres something to be said for how boldly they live
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
35659 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:09 am to
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Yeah, if you’re rich heir. A musician traveling it’s more difficult.


A lot of these guys travel with a trailer with full gym in it
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
75951 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:11 am to
A gym is probably never more than 10 minutes from wherever they are performing.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30847 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:11 am to
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How do allow yourself to get to 550 pounds in the first place?

Severe depression and self loathing in many situations. Many are broken people, but sometimes the right words, the right person, or finding faith can help them turn things around.
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
17701 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:13 am to
Loser
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8343 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:15 am to
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He needs to rebrand as donut hole


Or protein shake
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58234 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:21 am to
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Severe depression and self loathing in many situations.

Smh y’all say this when somebody works out too
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
1456 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:22 am to
But the flab
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
40889 posts
Posted on 10/18/25 at 11:28 am to
I’m convinced this fat arse is an industry plant like Kevin hart
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