The top 5 should be as follows:

1. LSU: in case you’ve been living under a rock, DBU is BACK! Another DOMINANT defensive performance from Blake Baker’s BAYOU BANDITS (shoutout to Will “tPear” Wade) in a 20-10 DISMANTLING of rivals Florida. FIVE PICKS!!! Gutsy performance from Heisman frontrunner Garrett Nussmeier playing without a torso. No shade to Sunbelt Billy. He’s building something special over there in Gainesville. Just give him some time.

2. The WORLD FAMOUS Ohio State Buckeyes:



3. THE U: MASSIVE win vs. top 5 candidate USF. Carson Beck continues to crack defenses like he cracks Cubanas on campus. There’s no doubt about it, THE U is BACK!!!

4. Georgia: Kirby and his DAWGS go into Neyland and weather the storm vs. Heisman candidate Joey Aguilar, pulling out a HUGE dub in OT. Never in doubt. Georgia will be a tough out come December.

5. Oregon: Dan Lanning and Mighty Oregon continue to roll. MASSIVE road dub at Northwestern. The Big Ten powerhouse prepares for the Civil War vs. Pac 2 frontrunner Oregon State.

Missing the cut: Penn State; win a game that matters then I’ll care.