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Things that should be illegal

Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:40 am
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9541 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:40 am
Courtesy phone calls. frick you. I now get over 20 per day. These people should be arrested for harassment.

Commercial volume double game volume. frick you ABC.

Door to door sales should be illegal. It’s exhausting getting roofers knocking on my door all day. If the neighborhood says no soliciting and you do it, straight to the gulag for a death penalty.

Driving the speed limit in the left lane.

Ordering a pizza in a gas station while your car sits at the pump for 30 minutes.

Blocking roadways with protests. Drivers should be allowed to run them over.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
33790 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:43 am to
Good list.

How about standing in the aisle immediately when the plane lands?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59045 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:45 am to
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Driving the speed limit in the left lane.


Or make it legal to run them off the road
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18649 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:47 am to
You have my vote.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133009 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:47 am to
Blaring your shitty window rattling bass in traffic or at the gas station.

Should be punished by smashing their faces j into the speakers until the awful sounds stop
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
2778 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:47 am to
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Commercial volume double game volume. frick you ABC


Federal crime punishable by forced watching of ABC sports with no remote for life.
This post was edited on 9/14/25 at 7:48 am
Posted by Bama Bird
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Mar 2013
22551 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:48 am to
Knocking on the doors of clearly-occupied bathrooms
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
70861 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:52 am to
I always tell them to come back with a warrant
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31395 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:53 am to
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Driving the speed limit in the left lane.

If we are actually looking to solve the problem, it should be an impeachable offense to set the speed limit of a given road lower than the expected maximum speed of travel. It’s bullshite that we allow the government to normalize law breaking to the point that we can be stopped and questioned by the State at any time.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16945 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:58 am to
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Knocking on the doors of clearly-occupied bathrooms


this shite here

Jiggle the door knob and it's locked, then proceed to knock.
Posted by Tifway419
Member since Sep 2022
1600 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:59 am to
quote:

Things that should be illegal

quote:

Driving the speed limit
Kind of ironic, but yeah they need to enforce the law better when people cruise in the left lane holding up others.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
19956 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:02 am to
quote:

Door to door sales should be illegal. It’s exhausting getting roofers knocking on my door all day. If the neighborhood says no soliciting and you do it, straight to the gulag for a death penalty.

HOA should be handling that
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Blocking roadways with protests. Drivers should be allowed to run them over

Move to FL, that’s pretty much the law down here
Posted by Bruco
Charlotte, NC
Member since Aug 2016
3015 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:02 am to
Feeding seagulls on the beach should be a felony with a mandatory 5 year sentence
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
70861 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:08 am to
The speed limit on the interstate should be at least 80 in most places.

Texas is so nice. You get 1/4 mile out of town on any road and the speed limit is 75 again.
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
4644 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:11 am to
Cutting in line -
Posted by BillyOceans11
Houston
Member since May 2020
127 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:13 am to
Driving while looking at your phone.

Scheduling work meetings during the lunch hour and not providing lunch.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31395 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:18 am to
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The speed limit on the interstate should be at least 80 in most places. Texas is so nice. You get 1/4 mile out of town on any road and the speed limit is 75 again.

I would be curious what our interstate system would look like if we actually followed the 85% rule. I would say 75 would probably be the “standard” with 80 in more rural areas.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
20753 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:24 am to
Being first in line and not going when the light/arrow turns green. Go, dammit!

Not turning right on red when it’s wide F open. Some people are apparently unaware that such turns are allowed unless there is a sign to the contrary.

Not having at least one manned grocery store register open.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
13061 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:30 am to
The two party system.

In this day and age we need to consider each item on it's own merit. Piece by piece, one serious issue at a time, and stop trying to create a phony consensus. Made sense back when it took the pony express to deliver the mail but it's woefully insufficient today.

Abortion should not be dictated because of one parties defense policy. No more than immigration policy getting a flip-flopped around every 4 years. No more than gun ownership getting twisted left or right because of fiscal ideology. And so on...

Because each issue should stand, fall, or be altered on it's own merit or worth.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31395 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:33 am to
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The two party system.

Then what you actually want to outlaw are “first past the post” electoral systems. They create two party systems almost axiomatically. You would want at minimum ranked choice voting, if not a full parliamentary system.

But that’s assuming you’re looking to remain a republic as opposed to moving back towards pure democracy.
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