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Holes in my underwear...a rant...but hear me out
Posted on 6/19/25 at 9:15 am
Posted on 6/19/25 at 9:15 am
The quality of (seemingly) everything just continues to go down down down...I've made posts about new appliances being garbage.
Now on to clothes...I've got Under Armor compression boxer briefs that close to 20 years old and they don't have holes in them. Sure they are worn out and thin in areas but still no holes.
I've also got newer Under Armor compression boxer briefs (less that 3 years old) and they ALL have holes in the "taint" area.
I've also got long sleeve button up Polo shirts that are WELL OVER 20 years old and still don't have holes...the new ones...ripped to shreds.
Anyway...rant over
Now on to clothes...I've got Under Armor compression boxer briefs that close to 20 years old and they don't have holes in them. Sure they are worn out and thin in areas but still no holes.
I've also got newer Under Armor compression boxer briefs (less that 3 years old) and they ALL have holes in the "taint" area.
I've also got long sleeve button up Polo shirts that are WELL OVER 20 years old and still don't have holes...the new ones...ripped to shreds.
Anyway...rant over
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Posted on 6/19/25 at 9:16 am to sidewalkside
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The quality of (seemingly) everything just continues to go down down down...
Case in point... your threads
Posted on 6/19/25 at 9:16 am to sidewalkside
Your fat makes the fabric rub together. Don’t be fat
Posted on 6/19/25 at 9:17 am to sidewalkside
quote:quit picking at your beehole and wipe your arse better
and they ALL have holes in the "taint" area.
Posted on 6/19/25 at 9:17 am to sidewalkside
quote:
but hear me out
No. Quit starting shitty threads.
Posted on 6/19/25 at 9:18 am to sidewalkside
Taco Bell farts might be the culprit.
Posted on 6/19/25 at 9:19 am to sidewalkside
I’ve been buying about few pair of 2undr for a few years. They seem to hold up really well. Don’t have any holes even on my oldest pair
Posted on 6/19/25 at 9:19 am to cubsfan5150
quote:without a doubt
Case in point... your threads
Posted on 6/19/25 at 9:23 am to sidewalkside
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Holes in my underwear
I intentionally keep a hole in my underwear and in my pocket for all those times I need to grab my key
Posted on 6/19/25 at 9:27 am to sidewalkside
quote:
I've also got newer Under Armor compression boxer briefs (less that 3 years old) and they ALL have holes in the "taint" area.
Don't blame the fabric, it's probably all that chlorine that you spray before washing them to get rid of those skids. It's the chlorine killing it.
Posted on 6/19/25 at 9:33 am to sidewalkside
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I've got Under Armor compression boxer briefs that close to 20 years old
Gross
Posted on 6/19/25 at 10:24 am to sidewalkside
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they ALL have holes in the "taint" area.
No one wants to hear about your fetish
Posted on 6/19/25 at 10:38 am to sidewalkside
I get holes in mine after a year or so because my cock and balls are pretty huge.
You must not have that problem.
You must not have that problem.
Posted on 6/19/25 at 11:06 am to sidewalkside
Stop wearing the same pair for a week straight and they won't wear out so quick.
Posted on 6/19/25 at 11:10 am to sidewalkside
You think maybe you have an especially rough (or pointy?) taint, by chance?
You need to settle your taint down.
You need to settle your taint down.
Posted on 6/19/25 at 11:16 am to sidewalkside
My grandfather has tons of fruit of the loom whitey tighties that he had since the early 80s that he still wears .
And they went through him working as a brick layer and they look new.
And they went through him working as a brick layer and they look new.
Posted on 6/19/25 at 11:19 am to sidewalkside
I don't wear droors.
Posted on 6/19/25 at 12:40 pm to sidewalkside
I quit wearing underwear about 25 years ago. Best move I’ve ever made. Only time it sucks is when you accidentally shite yourself
Posted on 6/19/25 at 12:49 pm to sidewalkside
As you get older you start growing taint hair.
Your hair must be very coarse.
Solution?
Shave your taint.
Your hair must be very coarse.
Solution?
Shave your taint.
This post was edited on 6/19/25 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 6/20/25 at 11:36 am to sidewalkside
Pro tip: They last much longer if you simply turn them inside out instead of washing so often.
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