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What were some song lyrics you replaced in your youth with stupid shite?

Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:32 pm
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
19308 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:32 pm
Matchbox Twenty - It’s 3 AM I must be lonelyyyyyy

Us - It’s 3 AM I must be horneeeeyyyyy

Train - Meet Virginia - Smokes a pack a day Wait that's me, but anyway

Us - Wacks it twice a day wait that’s me but anyway

Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
49714 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:35 pm to
My buddy for years thought the lyrics to Skid Row’s 18 and Life was “walk the streets a social relic” instead of walked the streets a soldier.
Posted by Duane Dibbley
Red Dwarf
Member since Nov 2011
1684 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:35 pm to
Billie Jean's not my lover, she's just a girl, I use as a cover so people don't know I'm gayyyyy.
Posted by OldyMoldy
Member since May 2025
1 post
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:36 pm to
Not youth, but that Saia(Saya?) song

Original - "I'm a Porsche with no breaks"

Mine - "I'm a poak chop in the flames"
Posted by thegambler
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
1800 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:37 pm to
There's a bathroom on the right
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12528 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:40 pm to
Blinded buy the liiight, stuck up like a douche difhemekfhsnefjd
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
4883 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:41 pm to
I’m looking at your through my arse! I don’t know how much time has passed!

“It’s too late to order fries” instead of “it’s too late to apologize”
This post was edited on 5/2/25 at 7:43 pm
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
39811 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:42 pm to
Semi charred kind of life
Mikey mantle title fight
Posted by Chromdome35
Fast lane, behind a slow driver
Member since Nov 2010
7671 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:43 pm to
The Police: Every breath you take. Replaced with “Every beer you drink makes your IQ sink”
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6561 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:43 pm to
Alabama: Dixieland delight.
“ Red-tail hawk, sitting on a limb
Chubby old groundhog, croaking bullfrog”

Replaced with “Red-tail hawk, shitting on a limb
Chubby old groundhog, frickin a bullfrog”
Posted by uaslick
Tuscaloosa
Member since May 2011
1054 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:49 pm to
Big and Rich Gameday intro
quote:

And if you want a little bang in your ying yang If you want a little zing in your zang, zang If you want a little ting in your tang, tang Come along, come along, come along, come along


If you want some bling bling on the ring fing,
You gotta put some poon tang on my dangalang,
Come along…
This post was edited on 5/2/25 at 8:32 pm
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
44393 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:51 pm to
N’Sync song “here we go”

Actual: move your head to the beat, we’ve got everything you need, here here here we go, N’Sync has got the flow

Ours: move your head to the beat, everybody smell my feet, here here here we go, that chicken’s got the flow
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
18445 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

Blinded buy the liiight, stuck up like a douche


I've always thought the same as well. Sounds just like he is saying douche.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
2308 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:54 pm to
"It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not." - Bon Jovi
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
295 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:56 pm to
You've got a fat arse car.

That is what he is saying and nobody will convince me otherwise.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
5711 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:57 pm to
Rock the cat box or cash box

Put on a red tent (Roxanne - we knew a "Roxanne" who was large)

Pull from her throat and shoot it on her coat (Amanda)

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille. Five hundred children and a crop in the field
This post was edited on 5/2/25 at 8:04 pm
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19481 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:58 pm to
Red beans and rice you got it
Red beans and rice you know
Andouille sausage and
You’re fricking good to go
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
138074 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:58 pm to
REM - Don't go back to Knoxville and waste another year.

the girl I was dating at the time (she turned out to be the anti-christ) went to UT.

Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144507 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 8:00 pm to
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got some son
Posted by theone
LSU
Member since Nov 2005
1962 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 8:03 pm to
Free, free falling

Free, free balling


Listen to my heart

Listen to my fart
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