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Mosquitos are awesome
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:26 pm
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:26 pm
I love them. I love when after a long shitty day at work and a few hours of chores and stress at home you finally get to relax and your kids stop screaming and you crack an ice cold beer outside in quiet peace in beautiful spring weather listening to the birds chirp and admiring your lawn you mowed yourself yesterday and just as you finally start to decompress and calm down for the first time all day they come over and nuzzle you and steal that moment from you that you didn’t deserve anyway and you get fun scratchy bumps to remind you of the theft of that moment for a few days.
Thank God for these little creatures. What would life be without them.
Thank God for these little creatures. What would life be without them.
This post was edited on 4/15/25 at 7:30 pm
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:29 pm to Breesus
Congrats to the Mosquito for contracting AIDS.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:30 pm to Breesus
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I love when after a long shitty day at work and a few hours of chores and stress at home you finally get to relax and your kids stop screaming and you crack a beer outside in peace in beautiful spring weather and just as you finally start to decompress and calm down for the first time all day they come over and nuzzle you and steal that moment from you that you didn’t deserve anyway and you get fun scratchy bumps to remind you of the theft of that moment for a few days.
No mosquitoes in prison. No stress either. I’m thinking about it.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:31 pm to Breesus
Mosquitos awesome, punctuation bad. Got it.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:34 pm to Buzz Lightbeer
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Mosquitos awesome punctuation bad Got it
FIFY
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:35 pm to Breesus
I think you meant mojitos.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:35 pm to Breesus
…and then you catch your d*ck in your zipper after 1st beer pee. Mosquito gift that keeps giving.
They are little exoskeleton miracles really.
They are little exoskeleton miracles really.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:39 pm to Breesus
Your kids stop screaming?
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:43 pm to Breesus
I noticed yesterday they’ve started back up. Waiting for the termite swarms after the next rain.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:55 pm to WestSideTiger
I can’t be outside for less than 5 minutes without knots on my knuckles, forehead or elbows. Meanwhile, my wife can sit outside in shorts and tank top for hours without a single nibble. Even they are scared of her. She’s half Mexican (Yucatan), so I guess her people (Mayan’s) came to some agreement with them centuries ago.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 7:59 pm to Breesus
Sounds like you should move somewhere that doesn't have mosquitoes 
Posted on 4/15/25 at 8:15 pm to Mr Roboto
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Sounds like you should move
I could never leave. I love it too much. This corrupt shithole is my home.
This post was edited on 4/15/25 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 4/15/25 at 8:19 pm to Breesus
Get you some of those mosquito repellent candles and a bug wacker to hang up outside.
The wackers remind me of back in the day when my parents and other parents got together. The men drank beer, the women gossiped and we were all around the neighborhood. You could hear the wackers in people's backyard constantly zapping bugs.
The wackers remind me of back in the day when my parents and other parents got together. The men drank beer, the women gossiped and we were all around the neighborhood. You could hear the wackers in people's backyard constantly zapping bugs.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 8:27 pm to Breesus
I buy a gallon of bifenthrin every year and mix it in my 30 gallon pull behind sprayer and spray everything in site. Keeps them knocked down for a good while especially if you can get a few weeks without rain.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 8:29 pm to Breesus
You could treat for them and severely limit their population
Posted on 4/15/25 at 8:32 pm to Breesus
You from Maringouin?
Mosquitos kill about 1,000,000 humans a year.
Mosquitos kill about 1,000,000 humans a year.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 8:45 pm to Breesus
You become a non-consensual blood donor.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 8:54 pm to Breesus
They force something into your body, exchange bodily fluids and might leave you with a disease afterwards.
Thank you, mosquitos. If it weren’t for you, I run the risk of forgetting that rape exists.
Thank you, mosquitos. If it weren’t for you, I run the risk of forgetting that rape exists.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 8:54 pm to OweO
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bug wacker to hang up outside.
Good point......I haven't seen one in a while. Can they still be had?
Posted on 4/15/25 at 9:03 pm to OysterPoBoy
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No mosquitoes in prison. No stress either. I’m thinking about it.
Just don’t drop the soap.
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