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Dave Portnoy Round 4, Fat Boy's Pizza

Posted on 2/7/25 at 5:35 pm
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
79432 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 5:35 pm
He didn't like it.

Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
123567 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 5:37 pm to
Yeah no shite fat boy is terrible
Posted by HeadChange
Abort gay babies
Member since May 2009
43897 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 5:54 pm to
I’m assuming he had to go to one trash place to keep if fair? Should’ve gone to Mo’s in Westwego, that pizza is even worse but somehow people love it
Posted by John Casey
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
2750 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 6:20 pm to
Everytime I have been to Fat Boys, I have been underwhelmed and shocked at how much I paid.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
24780 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 6:56 pm to
Is Fat Boy's really terrible?

One opened up the road from us in Fort Bend County, and I've been wanting to try it since it's supposed to have been started by a Louisiana baw.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
123567 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:00 pm to
Yes.
Posted by TheLegend
Patron Saint Bar
Member since Apr 2013
2980 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:02 pm to
Yeah, it's not good at all. I don't understand how they keep expanding
Posted by jmh5724
Member since Jan 2012
2480 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:05 pm to
It’s a gimmick pizza because you can get one the size of a table. My kids wanted to eat there a while back and their faces were in awe when they brought the pizza out. But even they agreed that it was pretty bad pizza.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
29374 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:09 pm to
Two quick bites and a quick box close is usually a bad sign. I think his scoring was way off. It should’ve been a 2.3 at most.
Posted by cfish140
BR
Member since Aug 2007
8029 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:10 pm to
If that’s the one in Metairie my fiance’ lived walking distance from it and we only went once, that was enough. Worst pizza I’ve ever had
Posted by GynoSandberg
Bay St Louis, MS
Member since Jan 2006
73279 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:26 pm to
Terrible enough they added something called a Savy Slider concept to the existing restaurant
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
24780 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:30 pm to
Thanks for the feedback, baws. I’ll mark them off the “to try” list.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
40336 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:33 pm to
terrible undercarriage, floppy, no crunch anywhere. Absolutely not his style of pizza.
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
284805 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:35 pm to
somewhere Toof is cryin’
Posted by jsk020
Nola
Member since Jan 2013
1735 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:58 pm to
It’s gotten way worse after adding the slider place
Posted by DR93Berlin
Member since Jul 2020
1283 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 8:26 pm to
That’s so bad. A 5.4 pity score. Has to be sub 5 in reality.
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
10300 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 9:03 pm to
Thx for sharing.

And thx for the spoilers...smh.

Posted by Tigerdew
The Garden District of Da' Parish
Member since Dec 2003
14132 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 9:08 pm to
Floppy and greasy is the only way to describe Fat Boys Pizza.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
3420 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 9:43 pm to
When I’ve gone a few times, I ask them to bake/heat double so the crust is at least crispy. Otherwise I don’t find it bad, but rarely go there.
Posted by Miglez
Member since Jan 2018
526 posts
Posted on 2/7/25 at 9:45 pm to
Il Supremo is far and away the best pizza on Metairie Rd, shame they have limited hours because Portnoy would love it
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