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Someone mailed a live rattlesnake to a California man. He thinks it was attempted murder..

Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:22 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:22 pm
frick. That. shite.

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A Southern California truck driver received an unexpected package with a live rattlesnake inside, leading him to believe it was attempted murder.

The man called 911 after he picked up a package at the Twentynine Palms post office and made the discovery last week, the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Office Department told USA TODAY on Wednesday.

Officers responded and forwarded the report to the U.S. Postal Inspection Service, which is conducting an investigation, sheriff's office spokesperson Mara Rodriguez said. Animal Control took the snake into custody.

The driver, 60-year-old Elijah Bowles, said someone had placed cotton balls inside the box to prevent postal workers from hearing the snake's rattle, according to the Los Angeles Times . He estimated the snake was about 2 feet long, the LA Times reported.

"That’s attempted murder, if you ask me," Bowles told the newspaper.

Snake had been in the mail system for 2 weeks


Bowles' friend opened the package in a car as they drove away from the post office, the LA Times reported.

"When she opened the box, she threw it at me almost," Bowles said. "And she says, 'There’s a snake in there.'"

Bowles quickly pulled over and set the box outside by the curb, using a stick to open it. He soon called 911 and Animal Control.

A postal inspector said the package was marked “fragile” in black marker and listed a return address to a home in home in Palm Coast, Florida, the LA Times reported. The package was mailed in Hayward, California, on May 3.

Rick Boyd, the Animal Control supervisor for Twentynine Palms, said the reptile was a Western rattlesnake, also known as the Northern Pacific rattlesnake, which is usually found in Northern California instead of Southern California.




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Posted by Brian Wilson
Member since Mar 2012
2356 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:24 pm to
Lol
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:25 pm to
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Someone mailed a live rattlesnake to a California man. He thinks it was attempted murder..


My wife gets “attempted murder” every Christmas.

Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4821 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:29 pm to
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"When she opened the box, she threw it at me almost," Bowles said. "And she says, 'There’s a snake in there.'"

Posted by VaeVictus
Member since Feb 2017
1781 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:33 pm to
We have our main suspect
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
33768 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:34 pm to
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"That’s attempted murder, if you ask me," Bowles told the newspaper.



Why wouldn’t it be?
Posted by CuseTiger
Member since Jul 2013
8938 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:35 pm to
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We have our main suspect

I dunno, that guy that posts a bunch of pictures and videos of picking up snakes on the OB board has my vote. Cruel joke tigrrrdad
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
20329 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:42 pm to
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listed a return address to a home in home in Palm Coast, Florida

quote:

the reptile was a Western rattlesnake, also known as the Northern Pacific rattlesnake, which is usually found in Northern California

Feeling safer it wasn't a Florida man.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:45 pm to


That skit always makes me laugh hysterically.
This post was edited on 5/23/24 at 7:46 pm
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
28350 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:07 pm to
They didn’t mention an earthworm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71030 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:13 pm to
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Animal Control took the snake into custody.

Alright, now......I've got to know where they put the cuffs. I bet their body cams were conveniently turned off.
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Member since Jan 2011
25588 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:21 pm to
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a home in Palm Coast, Florida,…usually found in Northern California instead of Southern California.

I start looking in one of those two places and everywhere in between.
Posted by Drank
Member since Jun 1864
Member since Dec 2012
12015 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:37 pm to
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Twentynine Palms post office


Those 23rd Dental Devils must truly be getting bored and needed a ‘bite’
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32574 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:12 pm to
Bookmarking this thread for future use when somebody really pisses me off
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37867 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:16 pm to
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truck driver


That's right.

Keep going 5 under in the left lane.

Next time it's a cobra.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119864 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:18 pm to
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Why wouldn’t it be?


If it was a cotton mouth he might have a case.
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
15793 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:27 pm to
That’s a great idea!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71030 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:33 pm to
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If it was a cotton mouth he might have a case.

I guess you thought it just sounded right to say this.
This post was edited on 5/23/24 at 9:34 pm
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
32877 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

That's right.

Keep going 5 under in the left lane.

Next time it's a cobra.
Posted by Richard Flagget
Member since Mar 2018
394 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:45 pm to
They’ll knot up on ya!
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