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re: Someone mailed a live rattlesnake to a California man. He thinks it was attempted murder..

Posted on 5/23/24 at 10:36 pm to
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2527 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 10:36 pm to
I will be opening all my packages with a little more caution after reading this crazy shite!
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35833 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 10:56 pm to
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Bookmarking this thread for future use when somebody really pisses me off


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HoustonGumbeauxGuy

Like your SIL?
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
38017 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 11:05 pm to
I call bullshite.

I've seen every kind of boxed snake known to man. From air express to UPS and it NEVER works.

The only way to properly do a snake surprise is either in the car and hope it curls underneath the driver's seat OR, in the glove box and hope it makes just enough sound to prompt the victim into opening without expecting danger.

In the house while the victim is away does not work unless you feed the viper first, place them in a cold house 15 hours later under the pillow ... and then hope it stays put.

You may drug the victim and then place the viper in the bed with them but, even then, the viper is only likely to cuddle.

I woke up with a western diamondback in my shelter in the Mohave .after Gallant Eagle 82 .... he/she could have given less than a f****. I tossed it and it crawled away.

I call bravo sierra on the cotton balls thing too.

Posted by lionward2014
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
11789 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 12:04 am to
Someone’s been watching too much Yellowstone.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3615 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 4:19 am to
SSSSSSSSShit!!!!!
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17142 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 4:25 am to
Never thought to mail a dang snake lol

My favorite still to this day after 20 years is the “eat a bag of dicks” music box.

Unless you tear it up and take the battery out, it will not singing those words. Also, when you open it, confettti dicks go everywhere.

Its also anonymous so for 20 years now, i keep getting away with it
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69430 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 6:03 am to
It took two weeks for an in state delivery?
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