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Reincarnation Hypothetical

Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:37 pm
Posted by topherbrown21
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:37 pm
Here's the situation:

You die and you are given a chance to live a life as any other animal other than a human for your next life. What animal are you choosing?

You must consider all aspects of life such as predation, living conditions, happiness, life expectancy, etc.

My top picks would be a golden retriever, eagle, blue whale, albatross, and a brown bear.

Golden retriever for obvious reasons. Your a sought out dog breed, which almost never gets put down, most likely living in upper class family, don't have to work hard, intelligent, etc. Only down side is shortish life span.

Eagles have practically 0 predators, can fly, and are just badass.

Blue whales have practically no predators, get to explore the entire ocean unfazed by anything, live a long time, don't work particularly hard to find food. Biggest downside is definitely barnacles.

Albatrosses rarely get preyed upon once they become adults, have huge wings for gliding, they travel like 100s on miles a day, get to visit multiple continents in their life, and can kinda walk in water. Not many downsides with this one other than they almost never touch ground.

Brown bears have almost no predators, big and scary so no one's messing with you, easy diet of fish and berries although they can also feast on anything they want if they are feeling up for a challenge, generally live in very nice regions with good weather and scenery, plus hibernation would be awesome. Panda's would be cool too, however I'd get tired of eating bamboo.

What is OTs thoughts on this one?
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:39 pm to
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Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4675 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:39 pm to
Box jellyfish
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:39 pm to
Non-human? I'd come back as a Communist.
Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
2529 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:40 pm to
Orcas.

Why? They are the king of the ocean, intelligent and are assholes. Minus being king of the ocean that's how I would describe myself.
Posted by Toss_Dive
Member since Jul 2022
194 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:40 pm to
Definitely Golden Retriever. Unlike the other animals you listed, goldens don’t have to work for thier food and they just seem happy all the time.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124879 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:41 pm to
Orca.


Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
28904 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:42 pm to
I'd probably do killer whale so i can frick some yachts up
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:43 pm to
MEGALODON
Posted by DAWG0829
Dallas,Ga
Member since Oct 2012
1209 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:43 pm to
Great Dane , at least one Women in Houston will get freaky with you
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8433 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:44 pm to
fricking potheads in this thread
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
23000 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:46 pm to
Constantine removed all mention of Reincarnation from the Bible in the 4th Century.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28665 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:49 pm to
I would start studying MBC and I would cure it and cure them both.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35715 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:49 pm to
I’d be a lice and get up in a chubby gals bush.
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5693 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:50 pm to
You're going to frick dogs. Or get your balls cut off.
Posted by Furious
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2023
249 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:50 pm to
Whatever animal would die quickest. Living life as an animal would blow
Posted by FieldEngineer
Member since Jan 2015
2147 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

You die and you are given a chance to live a life as any other animal other than a human for your next life. What animal are you choosing?


Tortoise. How fricking peaceful must that life be?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68654 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:55 pm to
Eagle living near a large body of fresh water eating fish. I like sashimi, not mice and rats.
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
787 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:58 pm to
Liger
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
2961 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 5:22 pm to
This reminds me way too much of the worst job interview I ever attended.

Dude proceeded to tell me how ants are good reliable workers and how eagles are great leaders but poor teammates.
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