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re: Reincarnation Hypothetical

Posted on 5/21/24 at 5:25 pm to
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 5/21/24 at 5:25 pm to
That is the problem with hiring managers. Too many look for ants when they should be looking for eagles.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11151 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

My top picks would be a golden retriever

So, inbred?
Posted by Righteous Dude
Member since Oct 2017
1316 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 5:52 pm to
Polar bear



or Orca

Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
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Posted on 5/21/24 at 6:00 pm to
Posted by MSUDawg98
Ravens Flock
Member since Jan 2018
10055 posts
Posted on 5/21/24 at 11:54 pm to
So going with the dog choice. Does a year feel like it passes 7 years or are you sick with 13-17 human years as your life? If it's the former I've got to agree with Golden Retriever or a rich breed like a poodle.

I find the movie "Defending Your Life" the best at tackling the subject. Yes, it has a few leftist undertones but TBH it has been stuck in the bank of my mind for 30 years. Showing courage in the face of fear = passing on to the next level while making a decision not to do something out of fear = the need to be sent back with no memory of your past. Also a kid dying get a fast pass to the next level while suicide gets you sent back without trial.
Posted by mudshuvl05
Member since Nov 2023
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Posted on 5/22/24 at 12:43 am to
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You die and you are given a chance to live a life as any other animal other than a human for your next life. What animal are you choosing?

You must consider all aspects of life such as predation, living conditions, happiness, life expectancy, etc.
Easy.

It would be a local Canada goose.

Very few natural predators (just don't land in the decoys with other geese), I could fly and feed in my grandmother's old pond, get a bird's eye view of my home county, light wherever I want to water or field, and shite on whatever surface I come across.

And if you dare take offense to it, the long arm of the federal government and her migratory bird act would reign hell, fire, and brimstone down on you.

In my next life, I want to be a local Canada goose in my old hometown.
This post was edited on 5/22/24 at 12:47 am
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56591 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 2:27 am to
Man. That is backwards arse thinking. Once your soul has progressed to a human incarnation, you only reimbody as a human. You don’t regress.

At that point, at the fastest, it’s 300-400 do-overs until you move beyond a human existence. Though most humans are slow learners and take over twice that many cycles to fully learn what not to do.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 5/22/24 at 2:29 am to
Something that gets a lot of strange pussy
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 5/22/24 at 3:25 am to
Sperm Whale
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 5/22/24 at 6:09 am to
Next time, don't drink the bong water, bro...
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65055 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 7:18 am to
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I’d be a lice and get up in a chubby gals bush.


So you’d have some dude’s sweaty balls slapping you rhythmically in the face every time she gets taken to pound town?
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