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re: Atlanta Airport TSA

Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:10 am to
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21724 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:10 am to
Do they still make 70 year old granny take off her shoes?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89613 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:11 am to
quote:

If your plane heads to JXN, you’re going to wish you could stay in the ATL.


ATL is Nirvana compared to PHL or EWR (although I will say the USO in Philly is a nice oasis away from all the suck that is that airport).

Having said that, I've only connected through ATL, never originated.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21864 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:11 am to
quote:

Gonna give up one of my little ATL secrets. Don’t check into the domestic terminal. Use the security at the international terminal and enter into terminal F then take the sky train. Shhh… keep it quiet.

I do this anytime I’m carrying on, but not when I check a bag. Never a challenge parking in that deck, the food/atmosphere is better in F than anywhere else, the Delta lounge is much nicer.
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27343 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:16 am to
quote:

Orlando Airport


Only once, I’ll pay extra to fly into Tampa rather than Orlando.
Posted by DR93Berlin
Member since Jul 2020
878 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:17 am to
Sometimes it’s unavoidable, but I try not to fly out of ATL on Mondays. Tuesdays are getting to be just as bad
Posted by Rendevoustavern
Member since May 2018
1556 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:23 am to
The luggage screener machine is the worst. On the front end, they need to have double the amount of input and the back end needs to be about 5-10 feet longer and move luggage quicker.

Digital ID is the hidden secret of the ATL airport. I’ve never waited more than 10 minutes. I also check the security reports and if it’s bad I’ll go to the international side, which is always a breeze.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29260 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:32 am to
quote:

take the sky train.


Plane Train, not Sky Train (which is the train to the rental car center)
Posted by OU812ME2
Earth
Member since Jun 2021
828 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:44 am to
LOL at people complaining about 30 minutes etc. There are some days every line is backedup and wrapping the atrium. And there's also another couple thousand cars circling the airport looking for any open parking spaces at the same time.

After a while you just get used to the world's busiest airport AND the world's worst airport employees combining to create one of the worst experiences imaginable. All you can do is have Clear, digital ID and say a couple dozen hail Marys when sitting in the traffic jams getting TO the airport that you have a chance to make your flight. The good thing is that most of the flights are delayed so there's that.
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
6060 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:51 am to
Here's my tip, and you won't like it. Get there way the frick early.

I leave early early early for flights and beat the traffic and the lines. I don't mind spending 2 hours eating breakfast, checking emails, or whatever.

My wife rarely travels and I told her that she needed to just bite the bullet and get there way the frick early. She didn't.

Then it took her longer to find parking than she thought due to construction. Then security lines were absurd and she's not pre-check. She missed her flight.

Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
99121 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:54 am to
Flown into, out of and through ATL numerous times.

Never had an issue.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
25344 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 7:57 am to
MARTA bus gonna block your view just so you know in advance.
Posted by hiltacular
NYC
Member since Jan 2011
19688 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:29 am to
TSA has definitely been obnoxiously long for awhile now. I think precheck took me a solid 30mins last sunday
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
82166 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:32 am to
Getting a rental car from the Atlanta Airport is infuriating. I have Hertz setup. What takes 20 mins at LAX WITH 15 min bus ride took 75 mins. I hate Atlanta and don't see how anyone can live there.
This post was edited on 5/6/24 at 8:37 am
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
82166 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:34 am to
quote:

if it’s bad I’ll go to the international side, which is always a breeze.


:Mark Cuban taking notes gif:
This post was edited on 5/6/24 at 8:35 am
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
5419 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 8:56 am to
quote:

Gonna give up one of my little ATL secrets. Don’t check into the domestic terminal. Use the security at the international terminal and enter into terminal F then take the sky train. Shhh… keep it quiet. Don’t screw it up so the sheep in ATL start using the hack.

STFU
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35042 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 9:03 am to
quote:

Flown into, out of and through ATL numerous times.

Never had an issue.

Same.

Hartsfield is very efficient, especially when you compare it to other major airports.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35042 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 9:04 am to
quote:

. I hate Atlanta and don't see how anyone can live there

We don't want your tranny loving arse here anyway.
Posted by Old Hellen Yeller
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
9422 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 9:06 am to
Never mind I see someone already mentioned the international terminal
This post was edited on 5/6/24 at 9:08 am
Posted by Gabapentin
Member since Mar 2022
347 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 9:10 am to
I always go super early to get through security. Then I got sit at the bar and have a few drinks until it's time to head over. Sleep like a baby on the flight.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
7103 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 9:12 am to
I'm embarrassed to be from and live in Atlanta when I look at the TSA workers. All of them are obese, rude, low iq, and look like they hate their miserable life (they probably do)
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