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Nearly 200 bodies left to rot as Colorado couple blew funeral service cash on cars, crypto

Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:07 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35930 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:07 pm
frick these two. Just a horrible breach of trust:

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A Colorado couple collected funds from hundreds of families for their “eco-friendly” funeral services, money that they then spent on cars, crypto and designer jewelry — while the bodies rotted in their decrepit facility, according to newly released court documents.

Jon and Carie Hallford billed their Return to Nature funeral home business as a “return to the traditional way of burial,” offering biodegradable interment and cremation for up to $1,895, the documents said.

But instead of following through on their promises to bury clients’ loved ones with dignity, the couple blew through the cash on big-ticket items including a $92,566 GMC Yukon XL and a $28,336 Infiniti SUV, the bombshell records revealed.

Between 2019 and 2023, the pair also splurged on cryptocurrency, lavish trips to Las Vegas and California, and four-figure spending sprees at Tiffany & Co. and Gucci.

Meanwhile, 189 bodies they vowed to dispose of were “stored unrefrigerated, in room infested by bugs and … liquid decomposition,” the affidavit stated.

Some of the remains were even stacked on top of each other, or stored together in body bags wrapped in sheets and bound with duct tape.

In some cases, they allegedly gave families bags of mixed concrete instead of their loved ones’ ashes.

When authorities finally executed a search warrant at the Penrose facility last fall , the floors of the storage areas were so slippery with the liquid of human decomposition that it posed a risk to officials who were trying to remove the bodies, the affidavit noted.

Even when the Hallfords did follow through on their job to bury the bodies in their care, they committed egregious errors, the investigation found.

At one point during the probe, officials found that Return to Nature had buried a female body in the grave at Pikes Peak National Cemetery that was intended for an honorably discharged male Army veteran.

The remains intended for the military grave were actually languishing at a coroner’s office — seemingly without his loved ones’ knowledge.

The latest disturbing revelations came to light as a judge ruled that the case against Jon Hallford can proceed to trial.


The court made a similar ruling for Carie last month, the outlet noted.

Both are set to be arraigned on a slew of charges — including abuse of a corpse, forgery, and money laundering related to their purchases — on March 21

Jon Hallford was released from jail after fronting $100,000 bond in January, while Carie Hallford remains held in lieu of $100,000 bond.

Several of the supposed victims’ loved ones were in court Thursday, ABC 7 noted.

“To prey on people in the weakest, most vulnerable time of their life is absolutely despicable,” said Danica Romero, whose sister, Samantha, was supposed to be cremated by Return to Nature after she died unexpectedly in December 2019.

“I don’t know what type of person even does that. Someone who doesn’t have a soul … My sister didn’t deserve this. None of the families involved deserve this,” she lamented.



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Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73217 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:09 pm to
Not exactly a proper burial.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33755 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:19 pm to
Didn't even have to look at the pics to know.
Posted by motoxfmx27
Member since Nov 2011
156 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:21 pm to
A job done no better than a funeral home.

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To prey on people in the weakest, most vulnerable time of their life is absolutely despicable
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18283 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:27 pm to
We have one of these going on locally, and a couple dozen is fricking appalling. Almost a couple hundred is unfathomable.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
13134 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:28 pm to
This seems like the same incident we discussed about a month ago here.

God I hope it is.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3588 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:35 pm to



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Jon and Carie Hallford billed their Return to Nature funeral home business as a “return to the traditional way of burial,”


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Meanwhile, 189 bodies they vowed to dispose of were “stored unrefrigerated, in room infested by bugs and … liquid decomposition,”



Sounds like a couple diggers didn't do their job
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79672 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:51 pm to
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Jon Hallford was released from jail after fronting $100,000 bond in January,


And then

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while Carie Hallford remains held in lieu of $100,000 bond.


ol boy doing his wife dirty
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9449 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:53 pm to
What on earth has happened to society…. 92K for an SUV??
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
177385 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:53 pm to
white people!!
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
7277 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:04 pm to
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“return to the traditional way of burial,”

the most traditional burial tradition of all, no burial.
Posted by fwtex
Member since Nov 2019
2040 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:59 pm to
Same thing discovered at a fort Worth funeral home last year or so. Neighbors reported a constant stench after the owners abandoned the business.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9878 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 9:04 pm to
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four-figure spending sprees at Tiffany


That might get you one earring.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61516 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 9:06 pm to
Lol, greenies get scammed again.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63943 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 9:19 pm to
How hard would it have been to just dump the bodies in a hole on the property, which seems like was their business model.
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
2030 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 10:10 pm to
Well, that stinks
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10590 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 10:19 pm to
Put these sick fricks down.
Posted by Salty Morton
Member since Jan 2024
331 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 10:23 pm to
Only 200 bodies? Those are rookie numbers.

Brent Marsh at Tri-State Crematory in Noble, Georgia had almost 350.

My buddy had a house next door and gave him several truck loads of dirt. He didn't realize he was using it to bury bodies en masse.

Tri-State Crematory

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