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re: Women getting d*ck pics

Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:07 am to
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
5440 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:07 am to
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I feel like my personal reality has nothing to do with the modern cultural reality , like I’m a cultural dissident or something. The creepy things I don’t know that are going on would fill a book. Next thing , you’ll tell me parents are chopping off their kids junk or that the NFL has merged with Pfizer and pop music.


This! I feel the same. I’ll go a step further and say sometimes I feel like I’m in an alternate reality.
Posted by RonFNSwanson
1739 mi from the University of LSU
Member since Mar 2012
23229 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:08 am to
quote:

I'm actually in the market for a new dermatologist, did she say if he's taking new patients?


The man (dick pic sender) was the doctor. Have fun with that
Posted by Scuttle But
Member since Nov 2023
1301 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:08 am to
I'd be willing to bet that women send titty pics at about the same rate that men send dick pics.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14279 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:08 am to
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There are photographers on tictok that post instruction manuals on how to do it correctly....and it sure as shite aint taking a quick pic from above and sending it.


Right. It's supposed to be wrapped in a fat roll of Benjamins with only the head sticking out.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24994 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:12 am to
I don't get this...

Women apparently get dick picks all the time? Do these guys sending the pics know the women? If they do, their phone number is right there with the text. So do these women figure out who's sending them pics?

If men send dick pics to random numbers, won't other guys get them as well since they're just random numbers? I've never gotten one.

How exactly does this work?
This post was edited on 1/30/24 at 10:13 am
Posted by ToastyJ
Member since Feb 2022
15 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:12 am to
As a single woman in her 30's, I have a difficult time believing this. There is either more to the story, or it's just made up.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
14173 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:14 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66622 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:14 am to
quote:

As a single woman in her 30's


how you doin?

Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47968 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:17 am to
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In all seriousness, who takes a picture of their junk and sends it to someone else?


Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6475 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:17 am to
I've tried to send dick pics but my iPhone 6 camera doesn't zoom in enough. I'm hoping to upgrade soon.....
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
1132 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:17 am to
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As a single woman in her 30's, I have a difficult time believing this. There is either more to the story, or it's just made up.


Yeah the OP clarified later and said they “were talking”, then he sent a pic.

So the “unsolicited” part is questionable at best. It’s just as likely that she’s a weirdo who implies things to men so she can collect images of penises, especially if she claims to have gotten hundreds of them.
This post was edited on 1/30/24 at 10:18 am
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25501 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:18 am to
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I asked if this was normal and she said she's received hundreds of them. We laughed


She's telling you she wants a dick pic, bro.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33364 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:19 am to
I can’t believe this is a real thing
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7174 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:20 am to
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I know this happens but I’m so confused. 90% of woman can have a real life one within the hour…why on earth do they need you to send pics?


Because she wants me. It’s got nothing to do with my dick. It’s because of the way I make her feel. Also, I know how to get her there. When she asks me for a dick pic, that’s her way of saying she’s horny, kinda like when she sends me unsolicited nudes.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
7350 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:20 am to
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As a single woman in her 30's, I have a difficult time believing this.


You must not be attractive.
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11569 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:23 am to
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As a single woman in her 30's, I have a difficult time believing this.


You must not be attractive.


You didn't have to say that out loud. We were all already thinking it.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
54282 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:23 am to
quote:

You must not be attractive.




Yeah, because men now have standards against flirting with or having sex with unattractive women. Especially creepy men.
This post was edited on 1/30/24 at 10:25 am
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
6484 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:24 am to
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the son or the dermatologist.


Plot twist... the son is the dermatologist.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124973 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:25 am to
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Plot twist... the son is the dermatologist.



Plot twister...the momis the dermatologist
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11569 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:26 am to
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Yeah the OP clarified later and said they “were talking”, then he sent a pic.

So the “unsolicited” part is questionable at best.


I would think a woman should be able to flirt with a man without getting a picture of his dick texted to her.
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