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There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.

Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:39 am
Posted by Heisman U
Member since Jan 2024
64 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:39 am
Being a parent to a child is the biggest responsibility that a person can partake.
The woman obviously knows that the kid is hers, but the boyfriend/husband has no way of knowing if it's his without the DNA test.
With the amount of cheating that goes on even in marriages a guy would have to be naive to just trust that the kid is his.
And most guys don't ask for the DNA test because they are afraid that their wife will get mad.
If she is angry about you wanting to assure that the kid is yours then it's likely that the kid isn't yours, or she isn't sure if it is yours.
There are legal time constraints to paternity that determine if you are on the hook for 18 years or not.
Besides, why would a husband want to waste his time/money raising her side pieces offspring, not to mention being married to a whore that cheated ?
Don't be a wuss and cower to the females that will bash you for demanding the DNA test because none of those broads will be helping you pay child support for a kid that isn't yours.

Anyone that downvotes this is either a loose woman or a simp that is blinded by his lack of experience with women.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24411 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:40 am to
Sorry you married a whore.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99452 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:41 am to
quote:

The woman obviously knows that the kid is hers, but the boyfriend/husband has no way of knowing if it's his without the DNA test.


Some of y’all need to do a better job choosing the women you marry and procreate with.
Posted by Dexter Fillmore
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
165 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:41 am to
If you have to ask yourself this question, you are most likely dating or married to the wrong person from the start.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35349 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:42 am to
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94881 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Anyone that downvotes this is either a loose woman or a simp that is blinded by his lack of experience with women.



3. Didn't marry a whore



Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38637 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:43 am to
Lucky for you no woman will want to procreate with you.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27255 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:45 am to
I can't speak to other states, but in Louisiana, the husband is presumed to be the father whether he signs anything or not.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42708 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:47 am to
this was a good laugh for today
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
1528 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:47 am to
Heisman U

You, sir, are an idiot.
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
1528 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:48 am to
Heisman U


How old are you?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150927 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:50 am to
quote:

blinded by his lack of experience with women.

Sounds like you’re the one that needs more/better experience with women, playa.
Posted by jbird7
Central FL
Member since Jul 2020
5284 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:50 am to
quote:

Anyone that downvotes this is either a loose woman or a simp that is blinded by his lack of experience with women


I think you need to take a good look in the mirror buddy. Sounds like the only women you’ve ever dealt with are whores.

This is the equivalent of a woman bitching about how there are no good guys out there. Stop dating trash and you’ll find there are good people out there.
This post was edited on 1/13/24 at 11:51 am
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20528 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:51 am to
Just curious, what prompted this rant? Did you see something on TV and felt like it was time to weigh in?
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
1528 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:56 am to
quote:

The woman obviously knows that the kid is hers


What makes you say that?
Posted by BayouBaw84
Thibodaux
Member since Oct 2016
1193 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:58 am to
My kids look exactly like me and only have small features of their mother. I also didn’t marry a whore so I wasn’t worried about them not being mine.
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7859 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:58 am to
You should be having this conversation with your boyfriend, not the OT.
This post was edited on 1/13/24 at 11:59 am
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
5665 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:59 am to
I'm sorry you signed up for someone else's frick trophy
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83460 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.


Should be required by law
Posted by mastersleestak
Foul's Creche
Member since Dec 2014
403 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:11 pm to
Good point. The mom should do the same thing.
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