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re: Are you calling the cops or no?

Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:24 pm to
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11368 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:24 pm to
There’s got to be a catch.

Probably a boyfriend waiting around the corner to mug you, then pistol whip you for wanting to bang his girlfriend.
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
3630 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

What kind of man doesn't just fill the tank up and say merry Christmas

Guarantee that’s what she was counting on happening.

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64920 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

What kind of man doesn't just fill the tank up and say merry Christmas in hopes she does better for herself?

Dude is a chode


Well, you named one kind of guy, the chode. The other is guys who want their dick sucked.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3556 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:35 pm to
When I'm a dirty old man, I'm 100% putting a nozel in each tank
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
6935 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:42 pm to
The part that goes unmentioned:

....when she asked for a third time in three days. The man, in his 60s, apparently ran dry faster than her tank.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
67051 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:54 pm to
I had a pathetic looking woman ask me at a gas station once.

I gave her twenty dollars and promptly left.

Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
13381 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:58 pm to
Couldn’t she just tell the cops that he lied? She could say,” yuck he’s old. No way would I offer that. I just asked for help with some gas”

And don’t know if I buy the story
This post was edited on 12/24/23 at 4:02 pm
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10852 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:59 pm to
Not at current gas prices, but last year I’d have called the cops.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91020 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

What kind of man doesn't just fill the tank up and say merry Christmas in hopes she does better for herself? Dude is a chode


This. Don’t call the cops. Either take her up on the offer, decline it, or help her out and give her some positive advice
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15170 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 4:06 pm to
Regular or Premium?
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
74530 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

Was probably AggieHank


you know it was
Posted by bkisacoolierat
Member since Oct 2023
11 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 4:14 pm to
He a old gay
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
16245 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 4:16 pm to
#1, the dude should NEVER get his man card back.

#2, there HAS to be more to the story than this for him to call the cops.

#3, I think this happened in the original Mad Max.
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Member since Jan 2013
13842 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

Was probably AggieHank


Confirmed.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9759 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 4:33 pm to
Ha !! Witnessed something like that when I was a kid.
Long time ago Grandad and I stopped for gas and after he paid a woman followed him out and approached him for the same thing arse for gas. Grandad laughed at the woman and shook his head no and we headed back out on the road to go to the rig. He didn't report her.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

There’s got to be a catch.


Yeah, the catch is you get herpes from boning a meth head
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2118 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

offering sexual favors for a full tank of gas
Didn't happen.

Perp is 18-year old Alysa Bathrick, arrested for possession of Xanax without a prescription in 2014 per the Daily Mail.

Google image search is your friend.

Posted by AutoYes_Clown
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2012
5182 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

@mugshawtys


Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167618 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 5:00 pm to
I bet you are the relative your family dreads being around for the holidays
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