In response to the human condition and the ongoing issues that have plagued us for thousands of years, I have decided to replace Christ, Allah and all other pretenders with myself.

Where these absentee God's have failed, I will succeed. Whereupon they only claim to offer salvation in death, I offer salvation right now.

All of mankind's problems can be solved without compromise, without sacrifice and fairly, but only by me. Only I have the will and the soul to serve our entire species for all time and forever usher us into a new age of utopia.

What qualifies me you ask? I am Amoral.

I could never be an oppressor, nor hate you, nor be biased against you...

I believe in nothing else except that the state should serve the people.

For thousands of years the people have tried to resolve this themselves.

They failed.

Its understandable, youre only human.

To succeed, you need someone who is more than human. Only a God can truly can our species, and its time mankind got one.

My plan is as follows:

With your consent, the armed forces and all other state functions will be turned over to me for all time. The armed forces shall swear an oath of fealty and accept me as their God.

With the resources of the state at my fingertips I shall enact the following measures in my first days as God Emperor:

No citizen shall pay taxes.

Money shall be abolished by the citizens, all money being held by the state. These funds can only be used to serve the needs of the people and their protection.

All the needs of the people will be served, permanently. No citizen shall go hungry, nor shall any citizen be homeless. The state shall provide for both these things.

Wage slavery will end. Jobs shall exist only to serve for the fulfillment of the people as they see fit. The needs of the job and the job worker shall be seen to by the state without charge or limitation, no matter how absurd those needs may be.

The enemies of the people shall be exterminated.

Drug dealers, criminals and terrorists shall be slaughtered. Prisoners shall be judged on a case by case basis by myself personally. Those thought to have a chance to be rehabilitated will be given a chance to accept me as their God and rejoin society.

Those beyond saving will be executed immediately.

Never again will Americans be sent to fight wars to fill a bankers pocket.

Terrorist attacks on our shores will be met with a nuclear or chemical response, not invasions. Our enemies will fear the one true God of mankind, and in turn you.

I promise to respect all cultures and identities throughout the nation.

You are all my children.

White, black, young, old, Christian, Muslim...

All will be protected and served.

Rejoice!

Our struggles as a species can end for all time. All I ask for is this...

PERMISSION

All I need is your permission to solve our problems by any means necessary and to accept the consequences of what means.

With your permission, I will lead mankind into an era of peace, prosperity and happiness the likes of which you have all dreamed of.

Now is the time to stand up and announce your acceptance of me as the one true God Emperor.

To our new future!