crimson crazy

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Should be ripping his team for getting him into the clusterfrick that is the Iran situation.

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So, just sit by and watch Israel blow up Iran? Right. Then it would be all about how Trump is weak and just let Israel murder tons of innocent Iranians. There was no winning move here for Trump.

Better hope it goes better than the bought and paid for baseball team.

Really anticlimactic finish. Nothing against Aaron Rai, seems like a fantastic guy. Just hate seeing the winner cruise into the clubhouse 2 groups ahead and a full half hour of golf left, with the win secured.

I love how she couldn’t keep a straight face. Even she knows this is absurd and she doesn’t believe in it.

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This is correct. Almost impossible for a straight man to get HIV from a woman.

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I had a black psychology professor tell this to our whole class freshman year of college. He said Magic Johnson is almost certainly bisexual. For a brief moment you could hear a pin drop in that room.

You corndogs are a quick bunch

Hurting the school GPA :dunno:

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BATON ROUGE, LA — LSU President Wade Rousse expressed concern Monday that the university’s longstanding football traditions may be creating barriers in the school’s efforts to recruit more Asian-American students to campus.

Speaking candidly during a university leadership summit titled “Toward A More Globally Competitive LSU,” Rousse pointed specifically to the school’s beloved “Chinese Bandits” defensive tradition, which dates back to the 1950s and is still celebrated during football games at Tiger Stadium.

“We’re trying to become a serious academic institution,” Rousse said. “But it’s difficult to attract high-achieving students from Shanghai, Seoul, or Silicon Valley when their first introduction to LSU is 93,000 people screaming while a student section dressed like rejected background characters from Big Trouble in Little China waves pointy rice hats in the air.”

The “Chinese Bandits” nickname originated as a reference to backup LSU defensive players known for “stealing” the football from opponents. While long embraced by LSU fans as a cherished part of school history, Rousse acknowledged the optics have become “challenging” during international recruiting events.

“There are only so many times you can explain, ‘No, no, this is actually a tribute,’ before a family quietly backs toward the rental car,” Rousse said.

Sources within LSU admissions say the university has struggled for years to improve its academic standing within the SEC, where it routinely trails schools such as Vanderbilt, Florida, Texas, and Georgia in national rankings.

“We had one prospective engineering student from California visit campus last fall,” said one admissions official. “He was excited until the fourth quarter when the student section started doing karate noises every time Arkansas lined up on offense.”

Rousse clarified that he was “not attacking LSU traditions,” but merely “stating factual realities” about modern recruiting.

“These are real concerns families have,” Rousse explained. “Parents today want to know their child will feel welcome on campus, not feel like they accidentally wandered into a 1978 Chuck Norris movie.”

At press time, LSU boosters had reportedly formed a committee to address the issue by introducing a new mascot called “The Diversity Tiger.”

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Gotcha that makes sense. I saw that video the other day but hadn’t seen this other image til today.

Did you know the last line, “I sure wish I could call mine” was not originally in the script? That was all Bear just being honest.

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Any time I see a fat middle aged person doing a selfie video, I assume everything they are saying is completely wrong

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Post of the day :rotflmao: