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re: The O-T Never Lies…So Let’s Talk Hoggin’
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:08 am to Wildcat98USA
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:08 am to Wildcat98USA
170 (wife was 8 months pregnant though)
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Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:21 am to Wildcat98USA
'How Not To Make Love To A Fat Girl'
quote:
Rubbing a woman's belly "like a genie lamp for 15 minutes" does not satisfying foreplay make, Salgado says, recalling decidedly unsexy thoughts of "Buddha and Winnie the Pooh." And while you "probably want to show me how you appreciate the whole of me," she continues "that could be done in any other way, hell, be creative."
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:27 am to Spelt it rong
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170 (wife was 8 months pregnant though)
Yeah. Forgot about this. That'd have to be it.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:32 am to Aubie Spr96
The fact that the biggest I ever banged is around 160 says less about my success is scoring with hot skinny girls and more about my failures at scoring with any girls.
In my defense, I did make out with and get a BJ from a short chunky girl who was the 160 pounder behind the Photon in Baton Rouge after my team won the league championships back in 1989. My friends teased me about it but we were all Photon nerds and I was probably the first of us to even get a girl to touch their wiener.
In my defense, I did make out with and get a BJ from a short chunky girl who was the 160 pounder behind the Photon in Baton Rouge after my team won the league championships back in 1989. My friends teased me about it but we were all Photon nerds and I was probably the first of us to even get a girl to touch their wiener.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:35 am to Wildcat98USA
When I was a kid (8th grade or so) a family friend who was a Sr dated this hot blonde, she was stunning to a youngster.
Fast forward about 15 years, I run into her at a bar and she's post three kids/divorce and looks terrible.
I went and banged her (drunk) just for old time sake, she was at least 275 and on her period.
I used to be a pig
Fast forward about 15 years, I run into her at a bar and she's post three kids/divorce and looks terrible.
I went and banged her (drunk) just for old time sake, she was at least 275 and on her period.
I used to be a pig
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:45 am to Topwater Trout
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175...not a hog
Depends on the height. I smashed a 6’2” D1 volleyball player who weighed that much. Very much not a hog
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:48 am to Wildcat98USA
Back in college I banged a chick that was 200+ for sure. BUT she was mostly boobs with corn fed booty/legs so why I went after it. Pretty girl too. I mostly just wanted to see/play with the biggest set of boobs I've ever seen + a wonderful fat girl bj, but things happen.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:51 am to Wildcat98USA
This is one of those threads where I start to reply and then think about the day when TD is hacked and all of our real identies become public knowledge.
Then I step back from the keyboard.
Then I step back from the keyboard.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:58 am to Tigeralum2008
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Depends on the height. I smashed a 6’2” D1 volleyball player who weighed that much. Very much not a hog
5-11 and a great body.
Women love to lie about their weight, which really means nothing to men but they have been conditioned to think they should weigh 120 or less. Most guys prob think a woman is 130-140 but she is actually 160-170
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:59 am to Wildcat98USA
Maybe 145 but she was 5’7
Posted on 12/13/23 at 10:01 am to Topwater Trout
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5-11 and a great body.
Women love to lie about their weight, which really means nothing to men but they have been conditioned to think they should weigh 120 or less. Most guys prob think a woman is 130-140 but she is actually 160-170
Bro, 5'11, 170 lbs is a big ol' gal. That's taller than most American men, although it's less than the average American weighs.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 10:02 am to Wildcat98USA
Pass. I can drink an ugly girl pretty but I can't drink a fat girl skinny.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 10:14 am to chinhoyang
quote:amen.
In order to accommodate the "easy action" date, I sort of stood up Cindy, a swim team senior girl from the nearby larger h.s. She was hot, but I didn't know (until later) that she was DTF. So, it was a double error - one of many errors and miscalculations I made in h.s. as it related to females.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 10:18 am to Wildcat98USA
I'm not a carnival worker, but I would guess easily over 200 .
Posted on 12/13/23 at 10:26 am to Wildcat98USA
I want to say she was about 230? But to her credit, she was 5'10" and each of her tits weighed about 20 lbs a piece. I was probably 150 lbs at the time. This girl had a gorgeous face but just couldn't stay with a diet. Loved chocolate cake more than anyone.
She had weight loss surgery and looks amazing now, obviously.
She had weight loss surgery and looks amazing now, obviously.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 11:26 am to Wildcat98USA
This is the proper way to do this thread.
original, with best case scenario pics
I had never broke 130lbs until I broke 230 in college.
Post seperation, I purposely found a BIG girl to get those first few doses of evil out. Honest answer, it was so damned good I went back a few times for three or four weeks rather than a one night thing.
Eventually, I had to put a stop to it; I realized I was cancelling a date with a former nebraska soccer player just to go get absolutely drained by this woman I wouldn't be seen in public with.
ETA: I'd get there about 8 at night and walk out at 5 am before working hunched over looking like a used up tube of toothpaste.
Some baw is gonna marry that girl and be the happiest most well fed guy in louisiana.
original, with best case scenario pics
I had never broke 130lbs until I broke 230 in college.
Post seperation, I purposely found a BIG girl to get those first few doses of evil out. Honest answer, it was so damned good I went back a few times for three or four weeks rather than a one night thing.
Eventually, I had to put a stop to it; I realized I was cancelling a date with a former nebraska soccer player just to go get absolutely drained by this woman I wouldn't be seen in public with.
ETA: I'd get there about 8 at night and walk out at 5 am before working hunched over looking like a used up tube of toothpaste.
Some baw is gonna marry that girl and be the happiest most well fed guy in louisiana.
This post was edited on 12/13/23 at 11:34 am
Posted on 12/13/23 at 11:31 am to Wildcat98USA
120-125lbs probably. If I’m not attracted to you, I’m not going to frick you. Plain and simple. I’m an above average looking dude and I smash above average looking women.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 11:35 am to Wildcat98USA
She’s not big until you have to roll her in 10 pounds of flour to find the wet spot. That way you know which crease to poke.
Posted on 12/13/23 at 11:38 am to Wildcat98USA
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What’s the biggest gal you’ve smashed?
Like, how big is she now or how big was she when we smashed?
there's a difference
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