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re: A couple dad jokes to start your day

Posted on 11/15/23 at 11:00 am to
Posted by Warheel
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Posted on 11/15/23 at 11:00 am to
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Posted by ksdolfan
Houma, La.
Member since Sep 2007
1544 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 11:08 am to
I wish I could remember jokes.
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
652 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 11:25 am to
My wife told me I need to embrace my mistakes. So, I gave her a hug.
Posted by LSU Tiger Eyes
Key Biscayne, FL
Member since Sep 2003
2575 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 11:46 am to
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
Posted by biglosdaddy
south louisiana
Member since May 2007
841 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?

Eileen


What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene


What is a Jamaican pescatarian's favorite video game?

Pokemon
Posted by kjntgr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8507 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 12:27 pm to
Why couldn’t Covid get into the club,or lounge?

Covid 19
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19198 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 12:35 pm to
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203522 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 12:43 pm to
Where do one legged women work.. IHOP
Posted by billyhog
Member since Feb 2023
40 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 12:46 pm to
What do you do with a one legged dog?

Take it for a drag
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 11/15/23 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

What do you do with a one legged dog?

Take it for a drag


What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, it's not coming whatever you call it.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24569 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 1:38 pm to
What did the frog discover from ancestory.com?

That he was a tad polish.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24569 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 1:40 pm to
What do you call a 1000 foot pile of cats?

A meowtain

What’s the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124576 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 2:30 pm to
You know what sound plays when you lose down the bayou?

Swamp-swamp
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
1457 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:31 pm to
There is a town in Louisiana named after Lorraine Bobbits husband. Cutoff La.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15262 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:38 pm to
How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.






How do you catch a tame rabbit?


Tame way, unique up on it.
Posted by BourbonDad
Somewhere on the vol surface
Member since Sep 2016
193 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:44 pm to
I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day.

That place was crawling with pussy.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80969 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 4:32 pm to
Have you heard the joke about constipation?

Me either; it hasn't come out yet
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
271 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 5:25 pm to
What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg? Irene
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
271 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 5:27 pm to
Thank you
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
271 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 5:30 pm to
I told her she was looking a little Merle there…. Haggard that is
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