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A couple dad jokes to start your day
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:27 am
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:27 am
Which celebrity is always ready for cereal? Reese With Her Spoon
I told someone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. I was raisin awareness
I told someone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. I was raisin awareness
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Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:30 am to CatsGoneWild
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
Dam
Dam
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:32 am to CatsGoneWild
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Ground beef.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:32 am to Crescent Connection
What do you call a cow standing on the side of a hill?
Lean beef
Lean beef
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:34 am to When in Rome
I"m always in the mood for some dad jokes. Upvotes for all of you.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:34 am to CatsGoneWild
What is a Turkey’s preferred ringtone?
Wing wing…….wing wing
Wing wing…….wing wing
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:35 am to CatsGoneWild
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:35 am to CatsGoneWild
from the radio this morning...
what do you get when cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
an animal in a BAAAAAAAAD MOOOOOOOD
what do you get when cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
an animal in a BAAAAAAAAD MOOOOOOOD
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:35 am to Crescent Connection
That was aMOOsing
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:37 am to CatsGoneWild
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1.
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:39 am to SaintEB
quote:
I"m always in the mood for some dad jokes. Upvotes for all of you.
you know when a normal joke turns into a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:39 am to JerryTheKingBawler
What do you call a thousand head of cattle masturbating?
Beef Strokin'Off
Beef Strokin'Off
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:42 am to CatsGoneWild
What do you call a flock of sheep falling down a hill?
A lambslide.
A lambslide.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:43 am to CatsGoneWild
My mom always said I loved alphabet soup, but she was just putting words in my mouth
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:44 am to SuperSaint
quote:lol
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:45 am to CatsGoneWild
Taking notes. Always have joke time with my 6 year old. Even though her jokes make no sense it’s still fun. Hopefully have a few new ones to tell after school.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:46 am to CatsGoneWild
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
Pilgrims
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:47 am to NEALCD
what do you call a boy with no arms and legs laying in front of a door? Matt.
what happens to a frog that parks illegally? he gets toad away.
what happens to a frog that parks illegally? he gets toad away.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:48 am to jaytothen
The earth is 70% uncarbonated water. Therefore, the earth is flat.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:49 am to NEALCD
How do you make an egg roll?
You push it.
You push it.
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