Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Somewhere on the vol surface
Biography:Just your friendly neighborhood market maker. Selling more spreads than Playboy.
Interests:Selling rips and buying dips
Occupation:Selling rips and buying dips
Number of Posts:208
Registered on:9/3/2016
Online Status:Not Online

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December will be two years for me. Best thing I ever did.

re: I hate Kidney stones

Posted by BourbonDad on 9/29/25 at 4:59 pm to
It was a few days after my lithotripsy before I passed mine. Ended up being 2 weeks from initial onset to passing. Don’t wish it on my worst enemy.

re: Covered calls Question

Posted by BourbonDad on 9/6/25 at 10:05 am to
Were you using Robinhood as your platform?

re: One stock for one year

Posted by BourbonDad on 6/26/25 at 8:23 am to
Full disclosure: I was an angel investor in JNVR pre-IPO. Holding for 10+yr horizon. They’re essentially MSTR for SOL but with a much better crypto treasury model that isn’t a Ponzi scheme.
thanks for reminding me to grab some UNH puts. this should be fun :nana:
A market crash caused by over leveraging of single day expiration index options and high treasury yields. Big moneys been parked in T-bills and used as collateral to sell options. There’s no institutional margin requirements on 0DTE at the moment so it’s led to an insane amount of short 0DTE options which suppresses volatility. Another other black swan event could create a seriously bad feedback loop downward and people hedge by buying puts which themselves are hedged by shorting the market.
Today makes 11 months for me :nana:

edit: i did not fully understand the context of this thread before posting :rotflmao:
Long Farm in St George just went out
I’ve traveled to Mumbai once for work and yes it’s very sad how unsanitary most parts are. That being said the people of India are genuinely kind and values oriented. Pro tip: if you go, don’t sit in the front passenger seat of the car. You’ll get nauseous from the near death experience every time. Put in headphones and close your eyes lol
I never realized the power that had over me until I started a 12 step program and sobered up. Pains me to think how I used to be like that when my kids were little.

Now I try to tell my kids daily that “I love you for exactly who you are today and whoever you’ll be in the future.” It’s a no strings attached message for that exact reason.
Moved out of walker years ago for EBR. Sadly it was an upgrade.
Watchrecon.com, LunarOyster, or TakuyaWatches. Have done many sales and purchases through all 3. Lunar and Takuya are top notch. Takuya (Thanh) is based out of Houston too so you have fast shipping.
I’m sure post-split they’ll sell size into retail buying when it’s “more affordable”.

re: Tell me about your Sat morning?

Posted by BourbonDad on 5/18/24 at 8:16 am to
Woke up to a call from my dad that they rushed my mom to the ER. Sucks seeing your parents get old.

re: Options Trading Thread

Posted by BourbonDad on 4/24/24 at 10:02 am to
Yeah 4/26, sold most this morning

re: Options Trading Thread

Posted by BourbonDad on 4/24/24 at 7:07 am to
I took TSLA 169,165,170 and 200Cs last week when they were dirt cheap. Did you listen to the call? Not one but two FSD contracts coming (granted multi year implementation for other OEMs), Optimus well on the path to usage in 5 years, staying focused on traditional business (cost cutting) and saying but not saying the $25k car is going to be announced next earnings (I think he said Aug 3)

re: Options Trading Thread

Posted by BourbonDad on 4/18/24 at 9:08 pm to
Me. And my calls are printing like Jpows money printer.

inb4 “lucky call on Israeli war news”. We wouldn’t be reacting this way if volatility hadn’t been at such compressed levels for so long. Tomorrow is monthly opex and yesterday was vixperiation so tomorrow should be spicy. Hopefully big dump off open then bounce.
It certainly feeds my family very well so I must know a thing or two.
Apparently listing my substack (without a link) twice in the span of a month or more is “promoting” it. Peace out, this board can figure it out on your own from now on.