re: Delta flight turned back due to passenger having diarrhea through entire aisle of plane

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Between this and the vomit I’m not stressing so much about my passport renewal. Good grief.

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For passport renewal issues, reach out to your Senator for help. Tim Scott’s office saved my arse a few months ago.

It's the new COVID strain

Flying back to Arkansas from Seattle through Dallas. Fairly empty flight, so my meager status got me in first class. Fourth row window.

There’s a soldier with a prostatic arm and a pretty badass service German shepherd. Plane boards, soldier gets front seat with room in front of him for his dog. He takes his prosthetic arm off for the flight and puts it in the overhead.

Takeoff, something hits the dog wrong and it gets sick and starts shitting. Soldier gets up and goes back and forth between trying to get his arm and some cleanup stuff from the overhead and getting the dog to the bathroom.

Lady stewardess shrieks and runs to back of the plane. A minute later they push the guy stewardess to the front.

They start trying to clean it up, the lady stewardess is throwing cleaning supplies to them through the curtain because she isn’t going near it.

They get it cleaned up and things settle down. About a half hour later the scene repeats itself.

I felt bad for everyone involved. The one armed soldier, the stewardess, the little old lady sitting next to him, and the dog.

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before I've properly done my business.

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I've cleared this benchmark - and still had some 1 mile squirt waddles back home.

#feelsbadman

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I felt bad for everyone involved. The one armed soldier, the stewardess, the little old lady sitting next to him, and the dog.

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That was a good story, but there is even more potential for a great joke in that last line .

What a shitty situation.

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I don't know how you long distance baws do it. I never tread too far from the house if I'm exercising in the morning before I've properly done my business.

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it’s not fun. I’ve literally shite in front of the berwick post office (behind a tree) at night and behind the berwick sea wall while on long runs. I always try to go before hand but…


shite happens.


No for real though it’s not good and I’m not sure how I didn’t get arrested.

My worst nightmare is shitting myself on a plane

Pilot is soft. 777Tiger would have cleaned the shite and kept on flying.

I’ve heard some stories about people on ozempic having sudden explosive sharts. I wonder if that was what was going on here.