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Delta flight turned back due to passenger having diarrhea through entire aisle of plane

Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:31 pm
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24584 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:31 pm
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Audio recording of pilot in link

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A Delta Airlines flight from Atlanta, Georgia to Barcelona, Spain was diverted back to its original airport after a passenger experienced an "onboard medical issue," which was reportedly a case of "diarrhea all the way through the plane."


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On the recording, a pilot tells air traffic control, "This is a biohazard issue." "We’ve had a passenger who’s had diarrhea all the way through the airplane, so they want us to come back to Atlanta," the pilot added.


Inb4 tigerbutt/diahrrea checks out


This post was edited on 9/4/23 at 9:34 pm
Posted by HillabeeBaw
Hillabee Reservoir
Member since May 2023
1495 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:32 pm to
Probably got a hold of a bad batch of boiled peanuts before takeoff..
Posted by PikesPeak
The Penalty Box
Member since Apr 2022
532 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:32 pm to
That’s shitty
Posted by UltimaParadox
Huntsville
Member since Nov 2008
40858 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

tigerbutt


quote:

diarrhea through entire aisle of plane


Name checks out
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25713 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:33 pm to
That sounds terrible lol
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64587 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:33 pm to
What a shitty situation
Posted by LeGrosChat
Bangladesh
Member since Feb 2016
397 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:34 pm to
Shite happens!
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9696 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:36 pm to
Mud butt ain’t no joke.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17010 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:37 pm to
Imagine the smell

Think about being trapped in a confined space where someone has shite themselves and all over the plane
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46442 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:37 pm to
They had to fly two hours back to brown town
Posted by toesinthesand
One Particular Harbour
Member since Dec 2011
182 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:40 pm to
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9696 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

Think about being trapped in a confined space where someone has shite themselves and all over the plane

Imagine being the person that shite themselves and caused everyone to have to return to Atlanta instead of Barcelona. The only reason that person survives the flight is because no one wants to touch someone who is soaked in shite.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33547 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:40 pm to
Feel for the poor soul.

Be me in college

I run cross country

It’s Sophomore year

Big meet in Tuscaloosa, Alabama

Have race of life

Something unleashes satans wrath in my stomach post race

shite in trees just off of course during cool down.

Think all is safe

Satan laughs plotting his next bout

Get on charter bus headed back for another toilet (Monroe)

Hear stomach growl

Satan chuckles to self, knowing what’s about to unfold

Make a break for the back bathroom

Unleash hell on toilet

Walk back to seat

Think smell is just lingering in nostrils

“What the hell pedro”

Bus starts gagging

I cry

Smells like shite all the way to Monroe

I cry

Satan laughs

He wins this round
This post was edited on 9/4/23 at 9:41 pm
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24020 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:40 pm to
When they’ve upgraded you to First, and you’re feeling something burst…diarrhea!
Posted by Irregardless
Member since Nov 2021
2237 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:41 pm to
Between this and the vomit I’m not stressing so much about my passport renewal. Good grief.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36115 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:42 pm to
There's a story like this about Andre the Giant on an airplane. He was too big for the bathroom.

A lot of motion sickness bags were put to use.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25713 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:46 pm to
You poor bastard
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50499 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

Pedro


Truly epic story.
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
3008 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:49 pm to
An airplane that makes Atlanta to Barcelona I don't feel you would be very far from a bathroom. Is "all the way down the aisle" like 20 rows?
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

Pedro


I don't know how you long distance baws do it. I never tread too far from the house if I'm exercising in the morning before I've properly done my business.
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