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Any baws in The Woodlands, TX area?
Posted on 8/3/23 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 8/3/23 at 6:51 pm
I’m moving there next month and want any recs.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 6:53 pm to QuadStalker1991
End all be all paradise utopia for any respectable red blooded south Louisianian
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Posted on 8/3/23 at 6:53 pm to QuadStalker1991
Tommy Bahamas is full of swingers
Posted on 8/3/23 at 6:53 pm to QuadStalker1991
Enjoy Mexicans with money
Posted on 8/3/23 at 6:54 pm to QuadStalker1991
I live here. Can recommend.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 6:54 pm to QuadStalker1991
Sorry you had to move to Texas just to find a job baw
Posted on 8/3/23 at 6:55 pm to QuadStalker1991
Yeah, my in laws. They all fricking suck except one. They haven’t even met their grand daughter who turns 3 soon. If you see them riding bikes, I’ll send ya $100 to run em over.
This post was edited on 8/3/23 at 7:22 pm
Posted on 8/3/23 at 6:57 pm to QuadStalker1991
Sorry, but we're full. Try New Caney and Porter.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 6:59 pm to QuadStalker1991
The Woodlands is so 2008.
In before a bunch of "we're full posts" from people who moved there in 2019.
In before a bunch of "we're full posts" from people who moved there in 2019.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 6:59 pm to QuadStalker1991
Premium membership board
Posted on 8/3/23 at 6:59 pm to QuadStalker1991
What you want recs on?
I will say The Woodlands is the premier ‘suburb’. The waterway, Hughes Landing, outdoor music pavilion, etc. offers high end entertainment and restaurants unlike most suburbs with the cookie cutter chain strip malls.
Great golf, but I’d recommend joining a course as the public courses are overpriced and meh. Woodlands CC, Augusta Pines, Lake Windcrest, etc.
Great outdoor activity with miles of bike and running trails and lots of active adults.
Lake Conroe a few exits up the freeway.
Very safe, great schools, and clean.
Nearby areas booming (Magnolia, Conroe, Willis, etc). Exclude anything south as Spring is becoming a shithole.
No reason to ever drive to Houston sans an Astros or Rockets game.
I will say The Woodlands is the premier ‘suburb’. The waterway, Hughes Landing, outdoor music pavilion, etc. offers high end entertainment and restaurants unlike most suburbs with the cookie cutter chain strip malls.
Great golf, but I’d recommend joining a course as the public courses are overpriced and meh. Woodlands CC, Augusta Pines, Lake Windcrest, etc.
Great outdoor activity with miles of bike and running trails and lots of active adults.
Lake Conroe a few exits up the freeway.
Very safe, great schools, and clean.
Nearby areas booming (Magnolia, Conroe, Willis, etc). Exclude anything south as Spring is becoming a shithole.
No reason to ever drive to Houston sans an Astros or Rockets game.
This post was edited on 8/3/23 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:01 pm to QuadStalker1991
There is nobody left there after the great HEB riots of 2021.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:08 pm to QuadStalker1991
Just never forget the “The” or you’ll be exiled to Humble.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:14 pm to QuadStalker1991
My only experience is going there for a concert at the amphitheater, but it sounds like a Texas sized Mandeville. Long commute, hot milfs on a first name basis with their plastic surgeon, good public schools, etc.
If Mandeville/the Northshore is a QT gas station, The Woodlands is a Buccees
If Mandeville/the Northshore is a QT gas station, The Woodlands is a Buccees
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:26 pm to QuadStalker1991
boy, this thread is fricked
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:45 pm to QuadStalker1991
Been here about a decade so if you have any specific questions just lemme know. Plenty of good food, good golf, the bar scene has improved tremendously since I first got here, and several breweries in the vicinity. Good place to be if you’re active with the walking paths everywhere and several run and bike groups based here.
ETA after your latest post-
Second the BabyTac rec of joining somewhere. Carlton Woods, Woodlands CC, and Woodforest are the top of the line ones in the area. I’m out at Windcrest and there are a ton of Tiger fans over there. Highland Pines is the best public course in the area. You can join there and get membership that includes Augusta Pines and another course as well
ETA after your latest post-
Second the BabyTac rec of joining somewhere. Carlton Woods, Woodlands CC, and Woodforest are the top of the line ones in the area. I’m out at Windcrest and there are a ton of Tiger fans over there. Highland Pines is the best public course in the area. You can join there and get membership that includes Augusta Pines and another course as well
This post was edited on 8/3/23 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:51 pm to QuadStalker1991
I have a relative living there in the area. He loves it! That’s all I got. ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconcheers.gif)
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Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:55 pm to QuadStalker1991
Moved to The Woodlands 15 years ago and worked in different parts of Houston during that time. Now actively job searching for opportunities inside the bubble (CPA with mostly oil & gas Controller experience).
There are a lot of companies headquartered here and I probably just need to increase the efforts. I like Houston but would love being able to spend 98% of time in TW.
There are a lot of companies headquartered here and I probably just need to increase the efforts. I like Houston but would love being able to spend 98% of time in TW.
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:06 pm to QuadStalker1991
Very nice subdivision.
Houses a little too close together for me.
Houses a little too close together for me.
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