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re: The dream boyfriend

Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5617 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:41 pm to
Buncha cat ladies in the making
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16497 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:44 pm to
Most guys list:

1. Loves me.
2. Does not try and change me.
3. Does not complain.
4. Likes sex with me.
5. Does not have sex with other guys.


99% of women cannot meet that standard.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60982 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

So, she wants some nerd who made it in to IB in NYC but isn't actually that nerdy.


and has a strong moral compass
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
47694 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:50 pm to
I doubt you’d slap me IRL homo
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
36480 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:05 pm to
Damn me and my blue eyes
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18725 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

- good taste
Tastes good?
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:27 pm to
Any broad that refers to pay as “total comp” is batshit insane
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
19028 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

We have a mail woman


Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4174 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

- very ambitious & driven


So wants this for him so she doesn't have to be.
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2020
1885 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

Any broad that refers to pay as “total comp” is bat shite insane


That sounds more like something a man pretending to be a woman would say.
Posted by jclem11
Chief Nihilist
Member since Nov 2011
8353 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

sWeRfS


When the OT learns about these gals...
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
26000 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

That sounds more like something a man pretending to be a woman would say.

Or she works in HR which makes her more bat shite than any nurse you ever hooked up with.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
72036 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

- 6ft
- $300-500K total comp


So like the top 10% of men?

Jesus western woman value themselves too highly. You are here to make babies.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
151699 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:15 pm to
To be fair, that list is a "dream boyfriend," not an expected standard. So at least there's some hope.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
73222 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

I’ve got the brown eyes


The op would like to bust your brown eye
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98083 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

So like the top 10% of men?


If you include the age requirement then it’s probably more like .1% of men qualify
Posted by PrecedentedTimes
Member since Dec 2020
3128 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

fareplay


This is the second thread like this you’ve made in as many days.

Methinks you need to go out and get the ole bone smooched
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
29552 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

- $300-500K total comp
- 27-33yo
- not trust fund baby (self made)


Good luck with that




not a lot of dudes making over 300k that aren't nailed down already. pipe dream.
Posted by WilWood
BFE Louisiana
Member since Apr 2023
178 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

rlly


Couldn’t go the extra mile to spell out “really”?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
180940 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:29 pm to
It's less than 1%
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