re: What childhood spanking still pops up into your head as an adult

one sticks out because it was funny.

My buddy and I were acting up, and we both got sent to the principal for a paddling. That man was a hardass, too.

He called us into his office, hears our story, and walks from behind his desk. There was one wooden chair in front of his desk. He tells my buddy "Alright. Grab that chair, son." My buddy looked confused, and sits down in the chair. Principal actually snorted a little, but then said "No, son..."

It was almost worth it to be able to watch and repeat that story.

I was a smart arse to my dad in front of a few friends.

He grabbed me by the neck and lifted me up a wall. My friends all froze in fear.

Not a spanking, but I learned a valuable lesson that day.

The time my dad was beating my arse with this…

He broke it over my arse and i thought that was it. Then he grabbed this…

from behind the stove and kept on going!!

Ftr, he eventually cracked the chopping board length-wise on my arse at a later date

I was 12ish, mom hit me with her hand. I laughed, she hurt her hand during it. She was so pissed she picked up the closest thing she could find, she hit me with a vacuum electric cord. I learned to control my reaction that day, my dad got me later that night.

It will still upset her today if someone brings it up, 41 years later. I was the middle of 3....i got hit a bunch. My older brother (7 years older) never seemed to get in trouble. My little sis (7 years younger) I dont believe was ever spanked.

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I was spanked a lot

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Thats how you know it never worked.

I threw a fit in the West Gibson’s checkout line over a toy soldier I had to have. She told the cashier ‘can you excuse me just minute’ and commenced to wearing my arse out right there. I ended up balled up on the floor and everybody else went about their business like nothing ever happened. We got out the door, she grabbed my shirt and went nose to nose ‘don’t ever embarrass me like that again’. I never did and she never whipped me in public again. Once of my first childhood memories

Driving from OKC to Dallas. My brother and I were probably 10 and 8 at the time. Got in a fight in the car. Pops pulled over just north of Denton and spanked us both black and blue. The exit still looks the same today and it was about 30 years ago.

All 4 of the spankings i got were pretty damn memorable. If there was a hall of fame for giving spankings I'm pretty sure my dad is in the legends of the game section. He perfected the technique of speeding up when you started to cry.

The first was when I was 4 and my cousin Josh convinced me it'd be a good idea to swing the family cat around by its tail. I got that furry bastard whirling around pretty good until I saw my dad and let the cat loose...right in the direction of my dad. It scratched the shite out of him on the way by.

The second, once again when I was 5, my cousin Josh convinced me to eat some wild berries in the yard that my dad had told me not to eat. To this day, I have no idea what kind of berries they were but if I ever see them again I sure as shite will NOT eat them if I ever see them even though dad died 7 years ago.

#3 was the typical, I'm going to spanking all 3 of you if the guilty party doesn't speak up. My sister confessed AFTER I got my arse beat but before she and my older brother got spanked. She got spanked and yes, she's still a bitch. I swear that bitch would've confessed if my brother had been up first.

The last I was 14 and my brother was 16. We got into a fight in the kitchen and my mom ended up in the floor trying to break it up. It was the worst beating of my life and the one I deserved the most.

I deserved every single one of them.

Dad would come in from shift work at Shell in Norco and mom would tell him who needed a spanking. One day he was just worn out and pissed. He wiped the belt from his pants and grabbed an arm as I tried to run. When he started whipping the legs I ran and could only go in a circle. My mom yelled that was enough and she reached in and got a stroke or two herself. I deserved what a I got though. It was an epic spanking.