What childhood spanking still pops up into your head as an adult

The ones my brother got.

I think those affected me more than mine

The one where I laughed at my mom because it didn’t hurt
I never made that mistake again

My mom broke a wooden yardstick into three pieces on my arse.




I deserved it

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Who would spank a toddler with a belt?

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A four year old isnt a toddler you moron.

I’m guessing OP’s memory has exaggerated it a little.

If it was a true beating, he wouldn’t be posting about it like it was a fond memory

I’m a twin, so it would have to be the ones my brother deserved instead of me.

Got one at school for writing cuss words on kindergarten writing paper, big arse lowercase print. GD whipping did not fkn help either.

I guess you could say mine were the spanings I didn't get.

1. We had this baking sheet that my mother flung at my brother like Krull. I remember it lasting throughout my childhood, complete with an entire dented side.

2. My mother had a wooden paddle especially for her to spank us with. One time my brother and I hid the paddle when she went looking for it. I remember how super-pissed she was. Strangely, I don't remember how that one ended.

3. One time I played youth basketball with this kid. It was said how he was to be expecting an arse beating when he got home because of his report card. I remember all of us in the minivan laughing it up on the way home. The closer we got to the house, though, he started getting super-quiet. After we dropped he off and started pulling away, you could here the belt slaps and his screaming from inside the house.

4. There was this bad-arse kid in 2nd grade. As part of the supply list, every student had to bring a ruler. Only in that class, we never measured anything. She'd use the rulers to whack over your hand. She got so pissed at the kid one day that she actually broke my ruler over his hand into pieces. She said she'd buy me another ruler, but she never did.

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What childhood spanking still pops up into your head as an adult

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Had a pretty good session watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High once.

Missed a line drive through my legs in the All Stars quarterfinal vs West Monroe West, they scored the winning run off my error. I thought pops was going to come unglued. I was already crying from losing then I get my arse spanked in front of God and everybody. Never failed to get my glove down again though