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Friday Yo Momma Jokes
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:00 am
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:00 am
Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so fat, if she skips a meal, the stock market crashes.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long-distance call.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Happy Friday Baws
Yo momma so fat, if she skips a meal, the stock market crashes.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long-distance call.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Happy Friday Baws
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Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:01 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so fat when she busted her leg open, gravy poured out
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:02 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so fat, the OT wouldn't frick her
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:04 am to JohnnyBgood
Ur mamma so fat when she skips a meal Wal mart's stock crashes.
Your mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
Your mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:05 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo mamma's teeth so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:07 am to JohnnyBgood
yo mama so fat she has to use a boomerang to put a belt on.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:08 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:08 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:18 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so fat:
She's on both sides of the family
Her picture weighs 1000 lbs
Plays pool with the planets
When she wore a Malcom X t-shirt, a helicopter landed on her
I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her
Even Jesus couldn't lift her spirt
She broke the stairway to heaven
Yo momma so poor:
Burglers broke into her house and left money
thought a quarterback was a refund
can't even pay attention
The ducks throw bread at her
Yo momma so dumb:
She spends hours starring at orange juice because the package says concentrate
She yells in envelopes to send voicemails
went to the dentist for a bluetooth
She's on both sides of the family
Her picture weighs 1000 lbs
Plays pool with the planets
When she wore a Malcom X t-shirt, a helicopter landed on her
I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her
Even Jesus couldn't lift her spirt
She broke the stairway to heaven
Yo momma so poor:
Burglers broke into her house and left money
thought a quarterback was a refund
can't even pay attention
The ducks throw bread at her
Yo momma so dumb:
She spends hours starring at orange juice because the package says concentrate
She yells in envelopes to send voicemails
went to the dentist for a bluetooth
This post was edited on 2/10/23 at 8:28 am
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:21 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma is so fat that she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:25 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:27 am to JohnnyBgood
You momma so black she got out the car and the oil light came on
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:31 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so short she looks like a cheat code for child molesters
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:35 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so nasty she pours saltwater down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:35 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo mama is so fat her doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease and gave her 187 years to live.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:37 am to JohnnyBgood
Momma so fat last year Christmas picture still printing
Momma so dumb she tried to eat Eminem
Momma so dumb she tried to eat Eminem
This post was edited on 2/10/23 at 8:39 am
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:39 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so fat that she takes a shower at the car wash.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:01 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so fat, her jeans size is a license plate number.
Yo momma so fat, her driveway doubles as an ironing board.
Yo momma so dumb when God passed out brains, she thought he said trains and wanted one HO scale.
Yo momma so fat, her driveway doubles as an ironing board.
Yo momma so dumb when God passed out brains, she thought he said trains and wanted one HO scale.
This post was edited on 2/10/23 at 9:04 am
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:11 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo mama so fat when she wears her Malcolm X jacket helicopters land on her back.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:59 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so dumb that she gave your uncle a blowjob because he said it would help with his unemployment.
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