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Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:22 pm to
Posted by SpeedyNacho
Member since May 2014
2418 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:22 pm to
Going pee behind a dumpster! Walked off the pavement and dropped 15 feet , locking my leg on the way down, compound fracture of my femur. I only pee kn bathrooms now
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

Mine was playing pickup basketball

Broke my right thumb for the first time trying to steal the ball.
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2083 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:34 pm to
Motocross...shredded knee.
Posted by pickle311
Liberty Hill TX
Member since Sep 2008
1060 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:34 pm to
In 1999, I was racing dirt bikes and screwed up bad on the face of what was about a 60ft jump. I was going too fast and tried to scrub some speed. I landed about 10ft past the landing on my head and the bike bounced off of me. I was knocked out, broken collar bone, dislocated shoulder, post labrum tear in the same shoulder, 3 broken ribs, and a collapsed lung.

And again and freaking 41 years old I ate shite on the bike again. Didn't hit the ground quite as hard, but my body clearly can't take the impact as well as it used to. Didn't hit my head this time, but broke 7 ribs, collapsed lung, and had a hematoma on my kidney that was bleeding.
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
4802 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:50 pm to
Fought a Poulan chainsaw and lost.
Posted by CMBears1259
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
4036 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 11:19 pm to
Left Achilles tendon ruptured playing softball.
Right Achilles tendon ruptured during shuttle run in a boot camp class.
Tore right pec muscle doing bench press.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
42046 posts
Posted on 12/19/22 at 11:21 pm to
10th Grade

Compound fracture of left ankle - basketball
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
33304 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 4:03 am to
Shattered my hand knee boarding after wrapping the rope around my hand to swing out faster and forgetting to undo before going for a barrel roll. When the slack was gone, so was every bone in my hand.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:25 am to
Slipped and fell in a boat, broke three ribs.
Boat ride to the landing was the worst
Posted by TigerSaints318
Shreveport
Member since Dec 2009
1797 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:29 am to
Tore my ACL and meniscus wakeboarding. Got some sick air, but my weight came forward landing straight up with my knee locked. I knew it right away.
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11161 posts
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:44 am to
When I was 2, I pulled the cord of a pressure cooker and it flew off the shelf and blew up on me. My mom said it looked like I had been hit with napalm.
Posted by kaleidoscoping
Member since Feb 2021
319 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 8:09 pm to
Oof. Thats kind of a freak accident. When I was on 85s I used to ride on the balls of my feet a lot. I came up short and cased a 60ft double, sprained the hell out of my right ankle. Always rode on the arch of my feet after that one.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61900 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 8:12 pm to
Motocross crash. Broken back.


17 years of racing and my old arse feeling it now
Posted by T4
Member since Mar 2014
288 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 9:51 pm to
Hunting accident, 7mm-08 through the neck. I don’t recommend.
Posted by 32footsteps
Member since Oct 2017
281 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 9:59 pm to
When my kid was 2 she slammed a wooden Fisher Price telephone into my balls. It became very swollen and crushed a bunch of the man plumbing causing me to have a hydrocele requiring surgery. During the operation they drained approximately a quart of blood and other fluids out of my sack.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34408 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 10:07 pm to
I've never had what I'd call a serious injury, but I've had more than my share of moderate injuries, mostly from being a big klutz. The gnarliest thing was an abscess in the palm of my hand that was lanced in a similar fashion to Stephen Dorff in The Gate. That and a corneal abrasion are definitely the 2 most painful things I've ever felt.
Posted by Sweet Pickles
Member since Mar 2017
368 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 10:17 pm to
Fell out of a tree my mom told me not to climb. Caught myself on the top of an old school chain link fence. 40 stitches and 40 years later you can still see the scar.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167526 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 10:23 pm to
I fought a router earlier this year. It won


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If I didn't have a sweater on, it would have probably run up my wrist and done more damage. I was alone and if that had happened there was a real chance I could have bled out. The sleeves saved me. I drove myself to the ER which was also not very fun.


This was the bit which is way too aggressive to be on a palm router. It was a stupid decision and I knew it before I even started.



Posted by PerplenGold
TX
Member since Nov 2021
1189 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 10:45 pm to
Wakeskating…a wakeboard without bindings..,tried to jump wake to wake. Landed with 1 foot on the board. The board rotated causing a spiral fracture of the femur. Floated in the water for an hour holding the swim platform cause there was no f’n way to get back in the boat like that. Medics finally scooped me out of the lake. Intrafemoral rod installed. Can feel it just about every day.
Posted by Drewco
Member since Jan 2020
123 posts
Posted on 12/22/22 at 11:30 pm to
Damn son, i thought you just discovered a new dinosaur.
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