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Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:09 pm to TDsngumbo
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actually use more TP than my wife but that’s because I have such a hairy arse that it takes forever to clean after pooping.
Get a bidet. It will change your life
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:11 pm to 0x15E
If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
And
If momma ain't unhappy, then momma ain't happy.
And
If momma ain't unhappy, then momma ain't happy.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:11 pm to Ssubba
How much toilet paper they use
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:14 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:FACT
The hair will get everywhere
quote:Nope, we do it when we feel like it, but the maid does most of the heavy lifting
They expect the kitchen to be cleaned and the laundry to be done when THEY want it done, not when you get to it
quote:Ew, just ew. On the stinky part.
Mine doesn’t cheat and her vagina doesn’t stink though so I guess I’m ahead of the game
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:17 pm to VADawg
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Exactly how much fricking money they spend
You clearly aren't married to an accountant.
I know much money I DON'T spend on useless things like Pelotons and skin care products. 
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:20 pm to Ssubba
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holy frick their vaginas reek. They got like six different smells.
Shouldn't have married one that was being followed by seagulls.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:27 pm to RealDawg
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At most it was a bit musty after long exercises.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:28 pm to TDsngumbo
Lately She’s always asking me questions about shite that she can easily find out herself as if some passive aggressive way of insinuating i should know. Like “is [kid A]’s homework done?”
“I don’t know ask him yourself. Stop asking me questions you should be asking someone else.”
“I don’t know ask him yourself. Stop asking me questions you should be asking someone else.”
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:29 pm to Ssubba
Just remember Eve got us all banned from the garden of Eden.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:29 pm to thumperpait
Everything everyone has said.
I have 1 drawer in the bathroom compared to her 7. Mine is in the middle of our vanity. Despite the fact that there is PLENTY of space she always manages to arrange one of her hair appliances so the cord is hanging off of the edge and blocking my drawer. Not a big deal but I feel like I’m dying from death by a thousand cuts.
Also, I’m pretty sure she uses my deodorant.
Double also, she takes my socks, wears them for days (or until they have holes in them) and tries to put them back in the sock drawer.
I have 1 drawer in the bathroom compared to her 7. Mine is in the middle of our vanity. Despite the fact that there is PLENTY of space she always manages to arrange one of her hair appliances so the cord is hanging off of the edge and blocking my drawer. Not a big deal but I feel like I’m dying from death by a thousand cuts.
Also, I’m pretty sure she uses my deodorant.
Double also, she takes my socks, wears them for days (or until they have holes in them) and tries to put them back in the sock drawer.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:35 pm to clownbaby
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Double also, she takes my socks, wears them for days (or until they have holes in them) and tries to put them back in the sock drawer.
wtf
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:38 pm to deeprig9
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She wouldn't have to find my shite for me if she would leave it where the frick I left it, instead of deciding to have a manic estro-sode and rearrange every artifact in the house. Nail clippers been in this drawer for 6 years, now all of a sudden they are being stored somewhere else. Tums have always been in the kitchen pantry for 14 years, now the Tums are in the upstairs medicine cabinet. Scissors have always been in this drawer by the fridge, but now they are in some kind of organizer inside the basement door. It never fricking ends. That's why we "need them to find things" because they are the ones hiding things like weird anxious little squirrels with alzheimers.
ALWAYS moving shite with brain disengaged and then wondering where it is. At the least I’ve finally got her more or less trained to not touch my shite, much of the time.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:38 pm to armsdealer
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How is this so hard?
They do it wrong because they don't want to do it. At least that's what my wife tells me. Just like not breaking down boxes for recycle.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:40 pm to clownbaby
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Double also, she takes my socks, wears them for days (or until they have holes in them) and tries to put them back in the sock drawer.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:43 pm to covlatiger
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Anything you said or did 15 years ago is fair game in a current argument - and of course her recollection is always correct
My wife will bring up the stripper I dated way before her and I even met. Calling her a skank, etc, etc. She absolutely cannot stand this girl and has never even seen her...
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:46 pm to Ssubba
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They got like six different smells
You need another hobby
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:47 pm to Ssubba
If you live with a woman and you don’t like the smell of her vagina, she ain’t the one for you.
In fact, you may prefer cock if you don’t like the natural smell of pussy.
In fact, you may prefer cock if you don’t like the natural smell of pussy.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:50 pm to cheobode
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My wife will bring up the stripper I dated way before her and I even met. Calling her a skank, etc, etc. She absolutely cannot stand this girl and has never even seen her...
That's probably just the herpes outbreak talking.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:51 pm to Darth_Vader
A good huff of muff keeps a man young
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