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re: Things you don't know about women until you live with one
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:15 pm to Hogwarts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:15 pm to Hogwarts
Another hair vote. It truly is amazing how much they shed. It’s also amazing some of the places you can find a foot long piece of hair. I’ve pulled several out of my arse crack, after taking a shower, alone.
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Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:15 pm to Ssubba
I go through toilet paper like it’s running water.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:17 pm to fr33manator
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This is very true. Of course you have to hear “did you even look for it before you asked me?”
No, no I did not do more than a cursory glance around. Because I could spend 20 minutes looking for it. Or I could get you to look and have it in 20 seconds because you probably put it there or saw it there.
She wouldn't have to find my shite for me if she would leave it where the frick I left it, instead of deciding to have a manic estro-sode and rearrange every artifact in the house. Nail clippers been in this drawer for 6 years, now all of a sudden they are being stored somewhere else. Tums have always been in the kitchen pantry for 14 years, now the Tums are in the upstairs medicine cabinet. Scissors have always been in this drawer by the fridge, but now they are in some kind of organizer inside the basement door. It never fricking ends. That's why we "need them to find things" because they are the ones hiding things like weird anxious little squirrels with alzheimers.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:17 pm to Ssubba
Women complain about all the laundry, but 99% of it is their own. My wife works from home, wears the same t shirt and shorts all week, still does a load every day and never has anything clean.
I work in the marsh, pants and long sleeve shirts every day, I do my laundry on Friday. Takes me a week to fill up my hamper, 1 load and I’m done.
Rarely does the washer and dryer not have stuff in it when I go to wash. Idk
I work in the marsh, pants and long sleeve shirts every day, I do my laundry on Friday. Takes me a week to fill up my hamper, 1 load and I’m done.
Rarely does the washer and dryer not have stuff in it when I go to wash. Idk
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:19 pm to RealDawg
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The lack of their ability to load a dishwasher properly is perplexing
How is this so hard? I was going to post something ridiculous like usual but this is an epidemic.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:21 pm to Ssubba
They shed hair like a golden retriever.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:22 pm to Ssubba
If it taste like chicken keep on licking. If it smells like trout throw her out.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:23 pm to deeprig9
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She wouldn't have to find my shite for me if she would leave it where the frick I left it, instead of deciding to have a manic estro-sode and rearrange every artifact in the house. Nail clippers been in this drawer for 6 years, now all of a sudden they are being stored somewhere else.
YES!!!!
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That's why we "need them to find things" because they are the ones hiding things like weird anxious little squirrels with alzheimers.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:26 pm to deeprig9
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She wouldn't have to find my shite for me if she would leave it where the frick I left it,
I have like 5 meat thermometers because of this. I'll look for 5 minutes and then just drive to the store and buy another one.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:26 pm to Kadjin
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Women complain about all the laundry, but 99% of it is their own. My wife works from home, wears the same t shirt and shorts all week, still does a load every day and never has anything clean.
I work in the marsh, pants and long sleeve shirts every day, I do my laundry on Friday. Takes me a week to fill up my hamper, 1 load and I’m done.
Rarely does the washer and dryer not have stuff in it when I go to wash. Idk
This is a big thing
Also I strongly recommend that no man do his wife's laundry. She has a more elaborate set of rules than a fantasy football league run by Gen Z autists.
If you shrink, fade, wrinkle, or incorrectly handle her clothes you might just need to find a new woman because this one will never stop being mad about it.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:28 pm to Ssubba
How terrible their mothers typically are
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:29 pm to armsdealer
My theoryi is that it is because they suck at spatial relations. Their brains are just not wired that way. Hell my wife can’t even get stuff loaded in the refrigerator correctly.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:32 pm to fr33manator
Mine will do the same shite, then act like that’s where we always kept xyz thing. Literally have me thinking I’ve lost my mind. I’ve got to agree with the baskets too, mine adds an added twist of replacing the baskets with new ones randomly. I have no clue where the old ones go but I never see them when I take out the 500 trash bags and boxes haphazardly yeeted into the garage. It’s 10 more feet to the cans, and the fing door open and closes itself.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:32 pm to fallguy_1978
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I have like 5 meat thermometers because of this. I'll look for 5 minutes and then just drive to the store and buy another one.
I have also done this.
Now I just write it on the grocery list. She'll say "but we already have...." and I say "If I can't find it, we don't have it."
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:33 pm to fallguy_1978
Women will gossip all day long and see nothing wrong with it. They can also talk on the phone continuously for hours, and talk about absolutely nothing of substance. They can also junk up a snack bar in zero time but if you leave something on a kitchen counter you’re making her life miserable. And I can scar my wife emotionally just by challenging her opinion. “Why you so mean to me!”
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:35 pm to Ssubba
Anything you said or did 15 years ago is fair game in a current argument - and of course her recollection is always correct.
I clean the shed, but she then decides just to toss stuff in and make it so you’re lucky if you can even open the door.
Also she never touches my tools/stuff so things must magically move themselves.
I clean the shed, but she then decides just to toss stuff in and make it so you’re lucky if you can even open the door.
Also she never touches my tools/stuff so things must magically move themselves.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:36 pm to deeprig9
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If I can't find it, we don't have it."
The last time I found a missing one it was behind the microwave. Exactly where I thought to look instead of the drawer I keep it in.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:36 pm to Ssubba
Decorative shite like pillows, towels, plates, and candles. Don't use them, just look at them. This on top of decorations for damn near every holiday that you can celebrate.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:40 pm to covlatiger
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Anything you said or did 15 years ago is fair game in a current argument
God help you if she ever did you a favor in the past and you screw something up
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:40 pm to QuothTheRaven
Any of y'all have the pots with sticks in them? My wife like those too
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