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re: Elon to alert all Twitter employees by 9:00 AM PST if they’ve been fired or not

Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:49 pm to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96902 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:49 pm to
Schrodinger’s pussy.

They are both fired and not fired until they open their email.
Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
11573 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:50 pm to
The ironic thing is that those employees are going to have a harder time finding a job because of the leftist immigration policies.

I think it's HB1 visas.
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:52 pm to
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No way you can lay off half of your staff in one day and exist beyond next week.

You can when you have employees like this....a day in the life of a Twitter employee:
Video
This post was edited on 11/3/22 at 8:53 pm
Posted by Squirrelmeister
Member since Nov 2021
1926 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:54 pm to
Fix your title. The article says Pacific Time, which right now is Pacific Daylight Time or “PDT”. You wrote “PST” in your title which is standard time, which is what we get when we “fall back” this weekend until March.
Posted by CubsFanBudMan
Member since Jul 2008
5124 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 9:04 pm to
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Fix your title. The article says Pacific Time, which right now is Pacific Daylight Time or “PDT”. You wrote “PST” in your title which is standard time, which is what we get when we “fall back” this weekend until March.


Glad I'm not the only one that notices when people don't use S instead of D. Most people don't even know what the S and D mean.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7416 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 9:06 pm to
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No way you can lay off half of your staff in one day and exist beyond next week.


This isn’t like Walmart or a plant job where the company would die if they fired half the people. Most of these people do nothing.
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
25691 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 9:10 pm to
SIAP

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unusual_whales
@unusual_whales

JUST IN: Elon Musk bars Twitter employees from the company's offices in the run up to layoffs, unless staff are working on one of his 'critical' projects, per BI.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
110067 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 9:22 pm to
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Fix your title. The article says Pacific Time, which right now is Pacific Daylight Time or “PDT”. You wrote “PST” in your title which is standard time, which is what we get when we “fall back” this weekend until March.


Oh for frick’s sake, no one knows the difference. Won’t edit it out of spite.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
110067 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 9:23 pm to
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You can when you have employees like this....a day in the life of a Twitter employee: Video


Yeah, Elon probably went out of his way to make sure she and everyone else in this video was fired.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
110067 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 9:27 pm to
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1:Drug test everyone and fire everyone who fails.


That’d be counterproductive and very hypocritical:

Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
110067 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 9:31 pm to
The email sent out




Oh just brutal. Elon right now:

Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
63025 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 9:36 pm to
I'd love to figure some of the worst Twitter employees and bombard their email all day tomorrow with dick pics, etc.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
30189 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 9:36 pm to
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CIA or some other government agency funded this bullshite. No way you can lay off half of your staff in one day and exist beyond next week.


100% agree. Seems as if most of those people just tended the bot farm. Funny how leftist comments have dropped by like 99%.
Posted by Cotten
Tennessee
Member since Jan 2018
1285 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 9:37 pm to
Test Positive: You survived the cut
Test Negative (Clean): Sorry, we don’t keep fricking losers on staff. You’re fired.
Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
5811 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 9:48 pm to
What would be worthy of praise is if Elon told the ADL to GO frick themselves, and that censorship of any kind was off the table on Twitter.

But he won't. He doesn't have the juice. He's owned by the jewse.
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
10155 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 10:20 pm to
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Don’t the majority of them work from home?

Not any more.

Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57593 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 11:16 pm to
God, that woman had an annoying voice.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5895 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 11:17 pm to
I especially like the part about your badges not working and to go home if you are on your way to the office. Ain't no time to be stealing data or fricking up the mainframe.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6473 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 11:35 pm to
When she called ppl who do yoga 'yogi's' I wanted to punch my screen
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