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Elon to alert all Twitter employees by 9:00 AM PST if they’ve been fired or not

Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:27 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108557 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:27 pm
BREAKING: Twitter will alert employees by 9 a.m. Pacific time tomorrow about whether they will be laid off, the company said in an email to staff per Reuters.

So, going to be fun tomorrow. Wish he fired them at noon since I don’t think they arrive in the office before 9:00 and I want to see them leaving the office.

EDIT: The email sent out




Oh just brutal. Elon right now:

This post was edited on 11/3/22 at 9:31 pm
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27370 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:30 pm to
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Elon



Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6789 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:30 pm to
Posted by artisticsavant
Member since Mar 2017
5008 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:31 pm to
Would be hilarious if he tweeted out the people getting fired or "C. Lopez, come on down I'd like to talk to you".
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
24297 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:32 pm to
He ought to accidentally send that notification to everyone, and only rehire those who don’t act like entitled dimwits.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45779 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:33 pm to
Odds of "an incident" from one of the mentally ill fired loonies?
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:34 pm to
Please bring in Trump to do it!


Posted by GhostOfFreedom
Member since Jan 2021
11711 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:38 pm to
Fire the all.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25495 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

. Wish he fired them at noon since I don’t think they arrive in the office before 9:00 and I want to see them leaving the office.


Don’t the majority of them work from home?
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21851 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:38 pm to
Fun fact: "Elon" the name is pronounced "the chosen one who curbstomps the Pharises" in the Aramaic tongue. Really makes you think.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32254 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:38 pm to
CIA or some other government agency funded this bullshite. No way you can lay off half of your staff in one day and exist beyond next week.
Posted by ItNeverRains
37069
Member since Oct 2007
25471 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:39 pm to
Good. That company is full of hormone blocker taking commies.
Posted by CubsFanBudMan
Member since Jul 2008
5071 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:39 pm to
If I was Elon I would do one of two things, or both. 1:Drug test everyone and fire everyone who fails. 2:Require everyone to come into the office on a specific day and fire everyone that doesn't show up. These could both be considered fired with cause and avoid severance and unemployment payouts. You could even do both on the same day.
Posted by The Eric
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
20991 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:40 pm to
Would be epic if he posted it all on Twitter.
Posted by NCIS_76
Member since Jan 2021
5246 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:40 pm to
They can always be fact checkers at Facebook.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27370 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:42 pm to

Or hire Mr Humberflugh




This post was edited on 11/3/22 at 8:44 pm
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18005 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

CIA or some other government agency funded this bullshite.

No way you can lay off half of your staff in one day and exist beyond next week.



What if half of your staff does nothing?


What if all the “executives” he just fired did nothing but censor conservatives and suppress the truth.


I’ll take 30 mill a year to work a few hours a week


Posted by tigerfan 64
in the LP
Member since Sep 2016
3823 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

They can always be fact checkers at Facebook.

Maybe they can learn to code?
Maybe they can mine coal or drill for oil?
Lots of fast food, starbucks and convenience stores are hiring around my house.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32653 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:47 pm to
Somebody is gonna shite on Deborah’s desk
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79188 posts
Posted on 11/3/22 at 8:47 pm to
Bye Felicia
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