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re: Very unpopular opinion for the married O-T….

Posted on 6/26/22 at 4:59 pm to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68421 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 4:59 pm to
Seems like more work for her doing that than just letting you pound it out for 60 seconds.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8287 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 5:00 pm to
A hj is magnificent. But that’s what Asian massage parlors are for. Wives are for the rest.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 5:01 pm to
It sucks. My wife was never one to deny me a “frolick” (as Gus McRae would say). Even when she wasn’t in the mood. But menopause has changed everything. And I can’t be mad at
Her cause it’s not her choice. At least she tries to give me some relief

Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30259 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 5:02 pm to
I don’t care what she does as long as she’s wearing the fairy costume.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6427 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 5:09 pm to
If you're married you aren't turning ANYTHING down. Get what you can.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14300 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 5:12 pm to
I frickin' love a good handjob.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12120 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 5:27 pm to
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a good HJ ain’t all that bad. Sit back and relax no effort required at all


I don’t know man, that’s a risky gamble with my girl … she’ll occasionally get it in her head that she doesn’t want to stop until I’m beginning for my life…

Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7321 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 5:29 pm to
Posted by TheFitfulFire
Houma
Member since Jan 2017
145 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 5:37 pm to
Have none of you heard of lube?
Posted by ironwood
Member since Aug 2021
274 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:31 pm to
DHEA, over the counter 25 mg, mixed with aloe of coconut oil...restores tissue plasticity, lubrication, and fullness. You can open the cap, put the powder into the aloe or oil, and have her apply it in the morning or offer her a massage. takes a few hours to get the results, better to be done daily. web search it, dhea & vaginal atrophy.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10323 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:40 pm to
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have her apply it in the morning or offer her a massage. takes a few hours to get the results, better to be done daily
Having a man tell a woman to apply anything to her vagina is guaranteed to be a terrible idea. Speaking as a woman.
Posted by fricket
Member since Aug 2019
874 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:46 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:47 pm to
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HJs are a staple of the post menopausal marriage. When their vagina feels like sand and they’ve basically given up on BJs, you take what you get.
buttstuff
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:49 pm to
Oh yeah, that’d go over well
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28712 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:53 pm to
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If circumstances dictate, a good HJ ain’t all that bad.
She got lockjaw or something?

If not the circumstances is she better tell me how that dictate.
This post was edited on 6/27/22 at 12:15 am
Posted by Tbobby
Member since Dec 2006
4358 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:57 pm to
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When their vagina feels like sand


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