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re: Why do we have butt cracks instead of just butt holes?

Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:02 am to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12486 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:02 am to
So you can find a plumber when you need one.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13436 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:31 am to
It would be so much more convenient if we didn't have to poop and/or pee at all.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61348 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:35 am to
So we can move our legs? Would you prefer having super loose arse skin?
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14893 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:37 am to
quote:

I recall learning about body cavity in zoology. Something about from mouth to anus




Either Pornhub or zoology has it backwards.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7336 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:57 am to
It’s like a transition between legs and torso. I’m having trouble imagining what it would look like if it went directly from legs to back.
Posted by Bayou
CenLA
Member since Feb 2005
36887 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:58 am to
It enhances sphincter squeezing power
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 8:20 am to
quote:

Why do we have butt cracks instead of just butt holes?


Some things don't need an explanation. Just enjoy it




This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 8:22 am
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26697 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 9:11 am to
Imaging sitting on the toiled with no butt cheeks..
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18565 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 9:11 am to
So, the queers have cleave to look at as well. You know diversity, equality and that bullshite
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76521 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 9:14 am to
quote:

Why is our hole located mid body? I'd prefer it a little further down.



Would be convenient if I could just lift up a pants leg and poop from my foot. Easy rinse too, no tp or seashells needed
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 9:21 am to
I hate when bits of toilet paper get stuck in the hair in my butt crack

Sometimes I don’t notice until days or possibly weeks later
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 9:22 am
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
6605 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 9:24 am to
Some folks have to have a place to keep their brains.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
5404 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 9:26 am to
Most animals don’t sit down.
Posted by Sebourne Klein
Member since Aug 2021
576 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 9:26 am to
quote:

I’m fascinated by the human mind


Or lack thereof in OP's case.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
5404 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 9:28 am to
Our species would go nearly extinct without the crack and buns. Unless you’re from Alabama or Mississippi.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114038 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 9:34 am to
RIP. That woman could sing her arse off and she was pretty hot. If you start using large amounts of cocaine on a daily basis, its just a matter of time..

I figured I would talk about Whitney because this thread topic sucks.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3506 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 9:37 am to
quote:

Why do we have butt cracks instead of just butt holes?


If you didn't have a butt crack then the range of motion for your legs would be much less. You'd be waddling around like a duck. It's science baw.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
4947 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 9:50 am to
becasue of glutes. which are a major part of locomotion and gives you a nice cushion to sit on. you didnt think this one through before posting did you?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76521 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 10:06 am to
quote:

I hate when bits of toilet paper get stuck in the hair in my butt crack

Sometimes I don’t notice until days or possibly weeks later



Back when we first started dating, when she’d still give BJs, I’d find strands of my wife’s hair in my butt crack. I liked it. Made me feel loved.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19411 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 10:09 am to
My cheeks are to squeeze together while I'm running to the pot, without them I would just shite down my legs
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