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re: Why do we have butt cracks instead of just butt holes?

Posted on 1/13/22 at 5:36 pm to
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 5:36 pm to
We have one anus but two sets of bilaterally symmetrical muscles that make up our buttocks. The crack is the separation between those two sets with the output part of out digestive system situated between them.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 5:50 pm to
Just start a thread. Quit this stupid shite of going into other threads and trying to hijack them
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 5:54 pm to
Damn I already missed 4 pages.
Posted by AUturfguy
Member since Aug 2017
165 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 6:03 pm to
I've thought about this. You would constantly be able to smell each other's arse if we just had a hole. I think the crack helps us hide the stench and be more attractive to the opposite sex. Eventually, evolution took hold and people with the bigger asses were having more sex because they smelled better.
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 6:08 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 6:09 pm
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 1/13/22 at 7:58 pm to
Because we need cheeks to spread.
Posted by Tempratt
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Posted on 1/16/22 at 9:18 am to
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Posted on 1/16/22 at 9:59 am to
Because there is no butthole of dawn. Only a butt crack of dawn.
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