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What was your best or worst experience with a prostitute?

Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:33 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7153 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:33 pm
I got nothin. My only experience with a prostitute was in Vegas when I thought this girl at the MGM bar was really into me.

She wasn’t.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14355 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:34 pm to
Not today fed. Not today.
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
4520 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:34 pm to
Trying to get my 85% cut when she gets back to the apartment.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
121514 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:35 pm to
This is where I parked my car.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117970 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:36 pm to
Got a blowjob, she got out of the car and turned around lifted from front of her dress and started pissing. I could only see her back but I thought girls squat when they piss?
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19354 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:38 pm to
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OweO


Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189363 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:38 pm to
chris, you suck
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19060 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:40 pm to
She sucked me dry while her man took my wallet and phone
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13058 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:40 pm to
Best experience was in Thailand. I walked out of a strip club and still had a boner. These two hookers starting pointing at it and then all their hooker friends surrounded me and pulled on my shorts to get a look at it and one of them grabbed it.

It was also the first and only strip club I have ever been to. I was tricked by the cheap beer signs some people were holding up outside.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130502 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:41 pm to
They prefer to be called escorts
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25553 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:43 pm to
The line between stripper and prostitute is usually only a few Benjamins
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:44 pm to
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Slippy


quote:

When Backpage goes wrong
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:44 pm to
This one time, I lost my job right around Christmas because I was caught with drugs. I started drinking and decided that I could get my job back if I broke into the company Christmas party and planted drugs on the guy that got my job. It failed miserably.

I ended up on the streets and this hooker took me in. Pretty soon, we figured out there were some shenanigans going on down at the company. I got in touch with the guy who took my job about the shenanigans and hatched up a plan with the hooker and my old butler to swap out a stolen crop report.

Then we cornered the market on orange juice, got filthy rich, the Dukes lost their seat on the exchange, and I lived happily ever after with the hooker.
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3578 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:44 pm to
Nice try honey
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75338 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:44 pm to
Prostitution is disgusting.
Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
7291 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:44 pm to
She let me wear the mask from Scream while I banged her from behind.
Posted by Frank Black
the dawn of the new millenium
Member since Mar 2004
5314 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:46 pm to
I tried to pick up a hooker once

She told me she liked me as a friend
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:48 pm to
Man, that sounds like a Dangerfield joke.
Posted by ManWithNoNsme
Member since Feb 2022
782 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:49 pm to
1996 and newly divorced. Cute girl but I couldn’t go through with it. Paid and thanked her.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13058 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

They prefer to be called escorts


My Benjamin says they are cool with me calling them whatever I want.
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