Colorado's Mascot Shooting Himself In Crotch With T-Shirt Gun & Carted Off Is Pure Gold

That'll leave a mark....

I should not have laughed at that as hard as I did. Well done young man.

He needs a hug.

Bud Light Presents. Real men if GENIUS... Here is to you Mr. T-shite Cannon Nut shot guy.. With a high powered T-shirt Cannon you bring real entertainment to the Colorado State crowd. With your cannon pointed in the wrong direction you inflict pain to yourself with a high velocity cotton ball shot to your own genitalia

I am sure there are other ways of getting out of working the game young man.

That’s pretty much the epitome of Colorado football

Sargent, which way does the barrel go?

Instawhores, Larry....

Fist pumping being carted off after that. lulz

That's why you have a spotter who can actually see which way the gun is pointed. You can't see crap out of that headgear.

Gonna have to change his name to testiclops the buffalo.

I bet this almost never happens with their live buffalo mascot.

The guy in crowd ... woooh

That sucks. Poor bastard might end up losing a ball or three over that.

Jesus

Down goes Chip

Almost looks staged.

Ouch. Right in the Rocky Mountain oysters...

You can’t make this shite up folks.......

Priceless