Colorado's Mascot Shooting Himself In Crotch With T-Shirt Gun & Carted Off Is Pure Gold

Ouch. Right in the Rocky Mountain oysters...

You can’t make this shite up folks.......

Bud Light Presents. Real men if GENIUS... Here is to you Mr. T-shite Cannon Nut shot guy.. With a high powered T-shirt Cannon you bring real entertainment to the Colorado State crowd. With your cannon pointed in the wrong direction you inflict pain to yourself with a high velocity cotton ball shot to your own genitalia

I bet this almost never happens with their live buffalo mascot.

That sucks. Poor bastard might end up losing a ball or three over that.

Priceless

Sargent, which way does the barrel go?

That's why you have a spotter who can actually see which way the gun is pointed. You can't see crap out of that headgear.

I am sure there are other ways of getting out of working the game young man.

Fist pumping being carted off after that. lulz

The guy in crowd ... woooh

That’s pretty much the epitome of Colorado football

Jesus

Down goes Chip

That'll leave a mark....

I should not have laughed at that as hard as I did. Well done young man.

He needs a hug.

Gonna have to change his name to testiclops the buffalo.

Lmaooo

Instawhores, Larry....