My buddy Kalunda (not his real name) stopped by last night to borrow some toilet paper and return my Tivo (I recorded the LSU/Washington game for him). We hadn't chatted in a while, so we grabbed a few beers and went out to the back patio.

I asked him how things went with the high school English teacher who had big knockers and an ankle tattoo. He said they went to some high-end chain restaurant for dinner and drinks, and then back to her place for a game of Scrabble. Apparently, she destroyed him in Scrabble and was a little too serious during the match.

They eventually made their way to the couch and started making out. He thought it was a foregone conclusion that he would end his long dry spell, but she ended up passing out while he was giving her a hickey. He left her on the couch and went home.

He hasn't really talked to her much since then and he thinks she is blowing him off because he played so poorly in Scrabble.

Anyhow, I remember getting a hickey when I was in high school, but I don't see them much any more. Is it a high school thing, or was it an 80's thing? When is the last time you gave or received a hickey?
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Reply143 months
Imma be honest... who is this Kalunda guy? You use him every time as a codename.. are you cheating on the hen with him or something?
Reply143 months
i love giving them to girls and then laugh at them when they try to give me one back.
Reply143 months
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mileswithouttheles


Why?
143 months
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mileswithouttheles


You registered just so you could bump a 2-month old thread on hickeys? :wtf:
143 months
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My buddy Kalunda (not his real name) stopped by last night to borrow some toilet paper and return my Tivo (I recorded the LSU/Washington game for him). We hadn't chatted in a while, so we grabbed a few beers and went out to the back patio.

I asked him how things went with the high school English teacher who had big knockers and an ankle tattoo. He said they went to some high-end chain restaurant for dinner and drinks, and then back to her place for a game of Scrabble. Apparently, she destroyed him in Scrabble and was a little too serious during the match.

They eventually made their way to the couch and started making out. He thought it was a foregone conclusion that he would end his long dry spell, but she ended up passing out while he was giving her a hickey. He left her on the couch and went home.

He hasn't really talked to her much since then and he thinks she is blowing him off because he played so poorly in Scrabble.

Anyhow, I remember getting a hickey when I was in high school, but I don't see them much any more. Is it a high school thing, or was it an 80's thing? When is the last time you gave or received a hickey?
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Chicken


god help us
youre an idiot

:lol:
Reply146 months
Does Kalunda (not his real name) ever shop for himself?
Reply146 months
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Does Kalunda (not his real name) ever shop for himself?
yes...I know I have posted this before, but he painted my kitchen a long time ago and instead of making me pay him money, he just asked to be compensated with toilet paper.

And Tivo's aren't cheap...why buy one when you can borrow one. I don't watch a lot of TV, so we don't miss it when he has it.
146 months
i think it all depends on the girl... and her skin type... had one girl i could barely kiss on the neck and shed get one
Reply146 months
I really don't remember guys giving them to girls. I thought it was always a girl giving one to a guy.
146 months
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we grabbed a few beers

Bud Dry?
Reply146 months
just an 80's thing they look rediculos now days lol
Reply146 months
if you know you wont see her again, do it. just to piss her off. but deny her the chance to give you one :pimp:
146 months
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high school English teacher who had big knockers

Pics?
Reply146 months
I think hickeys are still quite the rage in the Meth community.

Possibly in the black community too...although its hard to tell.
Reply146 months
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Are giving hickeys still popular?

No but biting seems to be popular among women these days.
Reply146 months
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Kalunda, toilet paper, Tivo, ankle tattoos, Scrabble, hickeys


Those 3 match up so I would say yes
Reply146 months
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and return my Tivo (I recorded the LSU/Washington game for him)



If he was returning YOUR Tivo how did YOU record for him? Just trying to get the facts straight.
Reply146 months
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If he was returning YOUR Tivo how did YOU record for him? Just trying to get the facts straight.


He probably hit the record button, then after the game handed him the tivo :dunno:
146 months
I've never understood the concept of giving a hickey. Also, why would you allow someone to sit there and suck on your neck for an extended period of time?

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When is the last time you gave or received a hickey?
never
Reply146 months
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Also, why would you allow someone to sit there and suck on your neck for an extended period of time?



That's what you do when you're 14.
146 months
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Also, why would you allow someone to sit there and suck on your neck for an extended period of time?


Because they are banging you...:dunno:
146 months
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When is the last time you gave or received a hickey?


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never
146 months
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Tags: Kalunda, toilet paper, Tivo, ankle tattoos, Scrabble, hickeys



:lol:
Reply146 months
Very trailer parkish imo
Reply146 months
[I]Is[/i] it still popular.

Just add official chicken scratch proof reader to my list of prestigious titles.
146 months
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