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You think today's football players are soft? They're playing with snakes in their helmets!

Posted on 8/10/26 at 6:59 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75930 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 6:59 pm
A cottonmouth to be specific......

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Maumelle football player finds venomous snake inside helmet during practice


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MAUMELLE, Ark. — A Maumelle High School football player got an unexpected, and potentially dangerous, surprise during practice Thursday when he discovered a venomous snake inside his helmet.

The team was split into position groups after warmups when the player noticed unusual movement inside his helmet. He brought it to a defensive coach, who alerted Athletic Director Kirk Horton.

Coaches discovered a snake underneath the helmet’s padding and quickly secured the helmet in a tote while waiting for Maumelle Animal Services to arrive.


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Animal Services Director Chris Davis said officers initially received a report that the snake was a copperhead. When they arrived, they determined it was actually a cottonmouth.

The roughly two-foot-long snake was eventually removed from the helmet and relocated to a forested area away from the school.

Davis said the player had potentially been wearing the helmet for nearly an hour and was fortunate not to be bitten.

“It really was just shock and disbelief,” Horton said. “I’ve got a better shot at winning the lottery than seeing this in my ten years.”


I don't think the Junction Boys even had to deal with that.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31077 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:06 pm to
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Animal Services Director Chris Davis said officers initially received a report that the snake was a copperhead. When they arrived, they determined it was actually a cottonmouth.


Still would be willing to bet it was a water snake...
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
7810 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:08 pm to
Arkansas boys don’t own a shovel to deal with said snake?
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
57076 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:15 pm to
Soft
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
6068 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:18 pm to
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Still would be willing to bet it was a water snake...


Agreed. 2’ Cottonmouth would be a sizable snake, inside a helmet. Cottonmouth would be a whole lots chunkier than a water snake…
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25961 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:30 pm to
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Agreed. 2’ Cottonmouth would be a sizable snake, inside a helmet. Cottonmouth would be a whole lots chunkier than a water snake…


Look up some of the pictures, it’s definitely a cottonmouth.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20355 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:32 pm to
I don’t mind a snake but having one crawl out of my helmet while I was wearing it? That would get a reaction out of me.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75930 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:37 pm to
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Look up some of the pictures, it’s definitely a cottonmouth.

If this is the snake, then it is definitely a cottonmouth.



The pic of it in the helmet is hard to tell because only a small portion is visible.
Posted by SoDakHawk
South Dakota
Member since Jun 2014
10874 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:40 pm to
Ah, hell no. I'd need a new helmet. Burn the old one.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23360 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:41 pm to
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Davis said the player had potentially been wearing the helmet for nearly an hour and was fortunate not to be bitten.



How is it possible to not notice that? Oversized helmet to accommodate big hair?
Posted by AUJACK
Member since Sep 2020
1509 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:41 pm to
That school needs to change their mascot from the hornets to the helmet moccasins.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56517 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:52 pm to
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The roughly two-foot-long snake was eventually removed from the helmet and relocated to a forested area away from the school.

Davis said the player had potentially been wearing the helmet for nearly an hour and was fortunate not to be bitten.


How do not notice a two fricking foot snake in your helmet?
And why did they call animal control? My coach would have me remove the snake and beat it to death with the helmet, then take a lap.
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
10625 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 8:26 pm to
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And why did they call animal control? My coach would have me remove the snake and beat it to death with the helmet, then take a lap.


I was thinking the same thing. We would’ve killed that thing with swiftness.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62886 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 8:39 pm to
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initially received a report that the snake was a copperhead. When they arrived, they determined it was actually a cottonmouth.


Kids today!

No way to mistake either

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two-foot-long snake


2 foot is nothing, what a bunch of pansies

Seems in Georgia they are about twice that size
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62886 posts
Posted on 8/10/26 at 8:41 pm to
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My coach would have me remove the snake and beat it to death with the helmet, then take a lap.


My coach would have it bite me then tell me to rub some dirt on it and run some laps for wasting his time.
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