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You think today's football players are soft? They're playing with snakes in their helmets!
Posted on 8/10/26 at 6:59 pm
Posted on 8/10/26 at 6:59 pm
A cottonmouth to be specific......
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I don't think the Junction Boys even had to deal with that.
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Maumelle football player finds venomous snake inside helmet during practice
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MAUMELLE, Ark. — A Maumelle High School football player got an unexpected, and potentially dangerous, surprise during practice Thursday when he discovered a venomous snake inside his helmet.
The team was split into position groups after warmups when the player noticed unusual movement inside his helmet. He brought it to a defensive coach, who alerted Athletic Director Kirk Horton.
Coaches discovered a snake underneath the helmet’s padding and quickly secured the helmet in a tote while waiting for Maumelle Animal Services to arrive.
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Animal Services Director Chris Davis said officers initially received a report that the snake was a copperhead. When they arrived, they determined it was actually a cottonmouth.
The roughly two-foot-long snake was eventually removed from the helmet and relocated to a forested area away from the school.
Davis said the player had potentially been wearing the helmet for nearly an hour and was fortunate not to be bitten.
“It really was just shock and disbelief,” Horton said. “I’ve got a better shot at winning the lottery than seeing this in my ten years.”
I don't think the Junction Boys even had to deal with that.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:06 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Animal Services Director Chris Davis said officers initially received a report that the snake was a copperhead. When they arrived, they determined it was actually a cottonmouth.
Still would be willing to bet it was a water snake...
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:08 pm to LegendInMyMind
Arkansas boys don’t own a shovel to deal with said snake?
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:18 pm to Obtuse1
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Still would be willing to bet it was a water snake...
Agreed. 2’ Cottonmouth would be a sizable snake, inside a helmet. Cottonmouth would be a whole lots chunkier than a water snake…
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:30 pm to RichJ
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Agreed. 2’ Cottonmouth would be a sizable snake, inside a helmet. Cottonmouth would be a whole lots chunkier than a water snake…
Look up some of the pictures, it’s definitely a cottonmouth.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:32 pm to RichJ
I don’t mind a snake but having one crawl out of my helmet while I was wearing it? That would get a reaction out of me.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:37 pm to Sasquatch Smash
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Look up some of the pictures, it’s definitely a cottonmouth.
If this is the snake, then it is definitely a cottonmouth.
The pic of it in the helmet is hard to tell because only a small portion is visible.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:40 pm to LegendInMyMind
Ah, hell no. I'd need a new helmet. Burn the old one.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:41 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Davis said the player had potentially been wearing the helmet for nearly an hour and was fortunate not to be bitten.
How is it possible to not notice that? Oversized helmet to accommodate big hair?
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:41 pm to LegendInMyMind
That school needs to change their mascot from the hornets to the helmet moccasins.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 7:52 pm to LegendInMyMind
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The roughly two-foot-long snake was eventually removed from the helmet and relocated to a forested area away from the school.
Davis said the player had potentially been wearing the helmet for nearly an hour and was fortunate not to be bitten.
How do not notice a two fricking foot snake in your helmet?
And why did they call animal control? My coach would have me remove the snake and beat it to death with the helmet, then take a lap.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 8:26 pm to HeadSlash
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And why did they call animal control? My coach would have me remove the snake and beat it to death with the helmet, then take a lap.
Posted on 8/10/26 at 8:39 pm to LegendInMyMind
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initially received a report that the snake was a copperhead. When they arrived, they determined it was actually a cottonmouth.
Kids today!
No way to mistake either
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two-foot-long snake
2 foot is nothing, what a bunch of pansies
Seems in Georgia they are about twice that size
Posted on 8/10/26 at 8:41 pm to HeadSlash
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My coach would have me remove the snake and beat it to death with the helmet, then take a lap.
My coach would have it bite me then tell me to rub some dirt on it and run some laps for wasting his time.
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