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Arkansas State Trooper Arrested for DUI & Crashing Squad Car
Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:46 pm
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MONTICELLO, Ark. (KATV) — An Arkansas State Police (ASP) Corporal finds himself behind bars after being accused of drinking while driving and crashing his squad car.
On August 21, at around 7:30 p.m., 45-year-old Corporal John M. Parker was uninjured in the crash, which occurred on U.S. Highway 278 near Monticello.
Parker, of Camden, was charged with driving while intoxicated/drugs and careless and prohibited driving after a field sobriety test detected impairment. No other vehicles were involved in the crash.
This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 4:49 pm
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Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:50 pm to HogBalls
That explains their decision to execute a PIT maneuver
Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:52 pm to HogBalls
Was that wrong?
Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:54 pm to HogBalls
Career: terminated.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:55 pm to HogBalls
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MONTICELLO, Ark.
Shoutout to Ray’s Diner
This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:57 pm to HogBalls
What some of these guys see and have to put up with on a daily basis makes me wonder how most of them aren't alcoholics.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 4:58 pm to CapitalTiger
Home of the bollweevils.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 5:07 pm to HogBalls
He's part of the group that loves to chase and pit people at 100mph+.
This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 8/22/26 at 5:08 pm to LegendInMyMind
Demote him down to mall cop
Posted on 8/22/26 at 5:09 pm to HogBalls
Looks like he got wrecked the night before his official head shot, judging by the bags under his eyes
ETA: also, massively dilated pupils
ETA: also, massively dilated pupils
This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 8/22/26 at 5:09 pm to HogBalls
I'll bet he just left a DWI check point.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 5:42 pm to dchog
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Home of the bollweevils.
Nothing more evil than a damn Boll Weevil!!! UAM!!
Posted on 8/22/26 at 5:44 pm to HogBalls
That’s Joe Burrow?
Posted on 8/22/26 at 5:48 pm to shutterspeed
Maybe his retard brother?
Posted on 8/22/26 at 6:41 pm to HogBalls
These idiot cops are supposed yo know better
Posted on 8/22/26 at 7:09 pm to HogBalls
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Parker, of Camden
Home of the Arky state police training academy. Went there as a teenager. It was a drinking fest for the cops there. Not surprised.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:52 pm to HogBalls
It's fine if you if you kill bystanders while performing a pit but don't you dare drive drunk and not kill someone. That is definitely fireable offence.
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:59 pm to HogBalls
Future Midwest Safety video. The captions will be gold.
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