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With the knife ban in England
Posted on 11/30/19 at 9:32 am
Posted on 11/30/19 at 9:32 am
How do they cut their steaks?
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Posted on 11/30/19 at 9:33 am to Upperdecker
They use their pussy hats
Posted on 11/30/19 at 9:33 am to Upperdecker
Dude, they use cow farts. They'll cut anything.
Posted on 11/30/19 at 9:41 am to Upperdecker
how do you ban knives?
It'll just be "sharp" and "pointy" objects next.
Then just "objects"
It'll just be "sharp" and "pointy" objects next.
Then just "objects"
Posted on 11/30/19 at 9:42 am to Upperdecker
With the new stabbing weapon of choice: the sharpened spoon.
Posted on 11/30/19 at 9:43 am to Upperdecker
I think someone with a gun comes in and cuts it for them. 
Posted on 11/30/19 at 10:03 am to theunknownknight
Dont forget get vehicles combine and separate us
Bomb usage increases
Bomb usage increases
Posted on 11/30/19 at 10:03 am to Upperdecker
They appeal to the nearest terrorist in the restaurant.
Posted on 11/30/19 at 10:05 am to Upperdecker
Posted on 11/30/19 at 10:09 am to Upperdecker
They thought the answer would be plastic:
But then it gets into the ocean and kills the turtles.
But then it gets into the ocean and kills the turtles.
Posted on 11/30/19 at 10:11 am to Upperdecker
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cut their steaks?
Beef causes global warming, so that got rid of that too.
Posted on 11/30/19 at 10:13 am to theunknownknight
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It'll just be "sharp" and "pointy" objects next.
Then just "objects"
Too late. They were there a year and a half ago.
Link to London weapons sweep.
LINK
Posted on 11/30/19 at 10:13 am to Upperdecker
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How do they cut their steaks?
I think they've banned, or are talking about banning, knives with pointy ends. They'll still have a blade to cut, but you won't be able to use it to pierce.
This is proof of why gun bans are retarded. The Brits are to the point where they're banning assault knives. They've turned memes into reality.
Posted on 11/30/19 at 10:22 am to Dale51
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Dale51
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Thank goodness for your vigilance @MPSRegentsPark. Were it not for your noble efforts, someone might have reupholstered a chair; or worse, assembled an IKEA wardrobe.
Posted on 11/30/19 at 10:23 am to Upperdecker
Posted on 11/30/19 at 10:33 am to Sid in Lakeshore
These people are insane.
How is it possible that people go along with that crap??
How is it possible that people go along with that crap??
Posted on 11/30/19 at 11:41 am to Upperdecker
“Only misogynistic, xenophobic, racist eat meat.”
“We need you to be diverse just like us!”
“We need you to be diverse just like us!”
Posted on 11/30/19 at 12:52 pm to Upperdecker
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how do they cut their steaks
They use power tools. Reciprocating saws and such.
Posted on 11/30/19 at 12:54 pm to Upperdecker
Those teeth can chew through anything.
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