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re: Why is Joel Osteen stashing cash?

Posted on 12/3/21 at 1:59 pm to
Posted by Kriegschwein
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 1:59 pm to
Osteen is a scumbag.
This post was edited on 12/3/21 at 1:59 pm
Posted by Quidam65
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 1:59 pm to
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I would’ve said about 450 envelopes for out of the wall.


Or 350.
Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 2:11 pm to
I know someone that drove from PA to TX to go to a Joel shin dig and she thought as a donor going to the retreat she thought she would get a nice hotel room. It was a dumpy halfway house with rats; and she said they helped no one. Yet it was too late she had given Joel her life savings.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 2:11 pm to
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I've sent that pic to an actual Joel attendee. The response was that God blessed him with the money. That's what his followers believe.


To believe that, one must also believe that God has chosen to NOT bless the poor.
Posted by Herschal
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 2:18 pm to
Seems like this could be a scene from the Righteous Gemstones.
Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 2:18 pm to
I am looking around the web on this story and so far...

Joel collected insurance money from the missing $600K on or around 2014.

It is being said the statute of limitations would have enabled him to discover the money in the wall and spend/keep it freely

How many other times has he done this and a stranger didn't discover the money in the wall? Or was the plumber called TO discover the money gosh darn.

Now Joel can cash the checks and pocket the cash. The plumber should have taken the envelopes home and grabbed the cash.
This post was edited on 12/3/21 at 2:19 pm
Posted by WeHaveTheBest
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by LSUFanHouston
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 2:25 pm to
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Now Joel can cash the checks


No bank is going to negotiate a check that is 7 years old.

But that's the weird thing... why would the missing checks be considered unrecoverable at the time of the "theft"? Just get your donors to write you a new check...

Now the cash, yeah, he can keep that
This post was edited on 12/3/21 at 2:26 pm
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 2:40 pm to
It has been 7 years since the $600K went missing. Is that the statute of limitations?

The divine just doubled Joel's money



Does the plumber get a cut?
This post was edited on 12/3/21 at 2:45 pm
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 2:42 pm to
Valid point on 7 year old checks. But he can deposit them and see what sticks, no?

They did an experiment on checks dated in 1865 and signed by Mickey Mouse and they cleared.
Posted by Auburn1968
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 2:52 pm to
I bet it was a maintenance guy some where along the line.
Posted by charminultra
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:20 pm to
are you shocked? the guy is a known hack.
Posted by ChestRockwell
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Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:23 pm to
And pays ZERO TAXES.
Posted by Oates Mustache
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:26 pm to
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Why is Joel Osteen stashing cash?


His arse.

Oh I thought this said where.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:27 pm to
Joel Osteen put it there?
Posted by Bearcat90
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by LSUFanHouston
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Member since Jul 2009
37046 posts
Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:35 pm to
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Valid point on 7 year old checks. But he can deposit them and see what sticks, no?

They did an experiment on checks dated in 1865 and signed by Mickey Mouse and they cleared.



Maybe. Especially if they have a remote deposit machine. Some might bounce if account closed, etc.

I'd laugh if the bank got pissed at all of the returned deposits...
Posted by LSUFanHouston
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:36 pm to
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And pays ZERO TAXES.


Meh. He gets a W-2 and pays taxes.

Unless he's not actually getting a paycheck...
Posted by SaintTiger80
Member since Feb 2020
449 posts
Posted on 12/3/21 at 4:09 pm to
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Anyone who gives a dime to that scumbag (or any “prosperity gospel” preacher is an absolute moron.


I had a coworker who literally sings in this dudes choir. I made him cry once because I said “I like trump as president, I think he’s doing a pretty good job.” Literally started trembling and crying.

Needless to say, I never asked how he felt about the money Joel Olsteen makes. What’s weird is my coworker was a marine. I just don’t know.
Posted by Jjdoc
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Member since Mar 2016
53449 posts
Posted on 12/3/21 at 4:09 pm to
My Aunt kept money in the door.

Is that a crime?
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