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What qualifies you for senate? "Ashley" Webb - I'm a songwriter and write my own books

Posted on 7/17/26 at 6:34 am
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 7/17/26 at 6:34 am
Posted by TrueTiger
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83831 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 6:40 am to
Sad that that thing would start the race with a 40% chance of winning.
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71769 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 6:41 am to
I mean...it's a stupid answer but the qualifications to be a U.S. Senator aren't exactly challenging to meet:

- 30 years of age or older
- U.S. citizen
- Resident of the state you are elected to represent
Posted by tigerfootball10
Member since Sep 2005
10316 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 6:43 am to
Does that top Bartender?
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
20551 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 6:47 am to
Considering what is representing people in both chambers isn’t exactly scholars. The ones that are actually intelligent seem to be nearly as bad as the lowest level people. You can only surmise that it’s the low turnout of uninformed voters that are responsible. Grifters are going to grift as that’s their nature
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
81134 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 6:48 am to
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- 30 years of age or older
- U.S. citizen
- Resident of the state you are elected to represent
I noticed you left out having a pulse. Good call.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
14096 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 6:53 am to
Damn, I first thought that was Meat Loaf
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
38802 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:02 am to
If she's of age and a resident, those qualifications are just as good as someone who has been a state senator or held other office.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
38802 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:05 am to
The pulse thing would then exclude Charles Grassley and a few others in both parties.
Posted by HeadLightBanDit
Hernando, MS
Member since Oct 2012
1945 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:11 am to
Don't look now but the Republicans just let Lindsey Graham's sister "inherit" his Senate seat. Her qualifications include getting married and pushing out a couple of kids.
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
10702 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:15 am to
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Her qualifications include getting married and pushing out a couple of kids.

And, you know, having a vagina while being referred to as “her”
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
159987 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:17 am to
She?
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
21791 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:18 am to
This is a skit, right?
Posted by TerryDawg03
The Deep South
Member since Dec 2012
18275 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:23 am to
I’m mad that Georgia gave up two senate seats to bs a few years back, but I guess it could be worse.
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
10093 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:27 am to
I bet even Mike Judge is shocked at how fast we have reached Idiocracy since he made that movie.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
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Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:27 am to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34944 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:38 am to
Amazing that this is where we are in the United States today. Not only would the forefathers, but Kennedy, Reagan, Nixon and Ford are all rolling over in their graves.
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
17255 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:41 am to
How do they look at them selves in the morning and think they look anything more than a fat guy in a dress?
Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
11884 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:56 am to
"I wouldn't lie to the people. I wouldn't deceive the people," says the man telling everyone he's a woman.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68773 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 7:58 am to
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If she's
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